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Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself as speculation over worsening health grows: report

Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:44 pm
Posted by sta4ever
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:44 pm
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Russian President Vladimir Putin fell down the stairs and soiled himself this week amid mounting speculation that his health is declining, an anti-Kremlin Telegram channel with apparent links to his security team reported. Putin, 70, suffered the unfortunate fall at his Moscow official residence on Wednesday evening, according to the Telegram channel “General SVR,” which purports to be run by a former Russian spy.


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The ailing Russian leader allegedly fell down five steps before landing on his coccyx, or tailbone.


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Although his security guards immediately rushed to his aid, the impact of the fall caused Putin to “involuntarily defecate” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels,” according to the channel. The incident is the latest health scare for Putin, who is rumored to suffering from worsening cancer and Parkinson’s disease amid the ongoing war with Ukraine.


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“Three bodyguards helped the president get to the nearest couch and summoned medics, who are on duty at the residence,” General SVR said. “Nothing critical [was diagnosed], the president’s condition closer to nighttime was stable, he can get around on his own, with pain in the coccyx area while sitting being the only thing that bothers him.” The post noted that a special investigation was being carried out to determine the cause of the president’s fall.


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The famously-paranoid Russian leader reportedly wears slip-proof shoes, and stairs in the official residence had been deemed safe. “As it turns out, all precautions could be in vain when the nerves are shot,” the message concluded. Putin appeared to shake off the injury, and less than one day later was pictured touring a lab in Moscow.


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Rumors about Putin’s alleged health woes have been rampant since the war with Ukraine began in February. On several occasions, the former KGB strongman has appeared weak and unsteady while in public. In late October, Kyiv Post journalist Jason Jay Smart tweeted screenshots of Putin greeting soldiers at a boot camp in the Ryazan region, prompting speculation that the president had IV tracks on his hands.


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A few weeks earlier, General SVR called out Putin’s shaky stance during a meeting with Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko. “Putin’s oncology is progressing and, despite adequate treatment lately, the pain is not always completely relieved,” the channel claimed. “It must be understood that the deplorable state of the president’s physical and mental health affects the adoption of key decisions. Putin doesn’t want to change history, he wants to end it.”


Looks like the poliboards favorite leader had an accident. Seems to be more like Joe Biden than we thought, so why does the poliboard like this guy so much? Sorry for the embarrassment to yalls great leader.
Posted by momentoftruth87
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:45 pm to
Propaganda
Posted by Jack Carter
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:46 pm to
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an anti-Kremlin Telegram channel


Posted by jimmy the leg
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:47 pm to
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according to the Telegram channel “General SVR,”


This post was edited on 12/2/22 at 9:49 pm
Posted by Iron Lion
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:47 pm to
Fake news
Posted by sta4ever
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:48 pm to
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Propaganda


But the poliboard has never shared Russian propaganda before right?
Posted by sta4ever
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:48 pm to
It’s only fake news if you don’t like it
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:50 pm to
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Sorry for the embarrassment to yalls great leader.


Joe has been doing this routinely and in front of world leaders for how many months? Doesn’t seem to bother you at all.

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It’s only fake news if you don’t like it


Like Russia colluding with Trump, the Steele dossier, or the “Russian tradecraft“ of hacking Hunter Biden‘s laptops?
This post was edited on 12/2/22 at 9:55 pm
Posted by Jack Carter
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:51 pm to
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It’s only fake news if you don’t like it


It's fake news if there's no proof.
Posted by sta4ever
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:51 pm to
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Joe has been doing this routinely and in front of world leaders for how many months? Doesn’t seem to bother you at all.


Oh it does bother me, hence the reason why I never voted for the retard or have ever supported him in anyway.
Posted by jimmy the leg
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:51 pm to
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It’s only fake news if you don’t like it


Didn’t you say that he was going to die at any moment from a blood disorder...a year ago?

Posted by stout
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:51 pm to
I heard the Ghost of Kyiv did a fly by the tower and it startled him. Putin was busy discussing how those soldiers on the island, despite being out of ammo, told the Russians to GFYO before being bombed by a warship and how that old farmer in Ukraine killed 30 Germans with a pellet gun and was distracted.
Posted by sta4ever
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:52 pm to
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It's fake news if there's no proof.


So basically every single piece of Russian propaganda that has been shared by you guys on this board?
Posted by Cobra Tate
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:52 pm to
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an anti-Kremlin Telegram channel with apparent links to his security team reported.


Is this a trusted source?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:53 pm to
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you guys


Oh, do tell. Names, please.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:54 pm to
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Russian President Vladimir Putin fell down the stairs and soiled himself this week amid mounting speculation that his health is declining...


So Vladimir and Joe DO have something in common.
Posted by oldskule
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:55 pm to
He went downstairs to take a shite.
Posted by CorchJay
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:55 pm to
Yeah I'm sure all this is true right as he has cut off most power to the Ukraine and about punch through their front lines and control all of the Donbas. Ukrainian soldiers are refusing orders to go to the front lines. They have enough high caliber rounds to last maybe a week or so left. And it's the winter grind and Putin has 385,000 fresh soldiers ready to replace the front lines. It's all but over just depends on when Biden wants to throw in the towel and how fast they can get a deal done with Russia.
Posted by Jack Carter
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:56 pm to
Such as?
Posted by Gifman
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Posted on 12/2/22 at 9:58 pm to
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So basically every single piece of Russian propaganda that has been shared by you guys on this board?


I’m glad you found some type of religion, even if it is a fake war being funded by globalists who are using a midget comedian to be Mr. Tough Guy. It really is interesting theater.
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