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Lsupimp
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My recent Experience W/ Venezuelan Illegal Immigrants, Coyotes, The harrowing journey, etc

I favor a wall from California to the Gulf. Every country has an absolute right to control its borders. Ron Desantis is the man and our non-enforcement of immigration law is intentionally incompetent on behalf of the interests of the global Ruling Class. But here is the fundamental truth about Your Humble Pimpness-- I value friendships and personal loyalties even more. And I read that damn Good Samaritan illustrated bible story too much as a kid. I will leave it here so you can read it and downvote me to oblivion.

Your Humble Pimpness has THREE just-arriving illegal immigrants living at my home here in the 70809 at this very moment. I have even given them my master bedroom for the sake of having enough space. Since they have nowhere to go, they will likely be here for many months until they are ready to transition independently. I will care for them as if we are family. It is highly unlikely that they will be deported any time soon because the US doesn't really forcibly deport Venezuelans or Cubans.

They are Venezuelans that have fled the Chavez/Maduro tyranny, that I've known in Central America for over a year in a social way. I perceived them as typical Venezuelans, dancing and singing, enjoying the Pura Vida. But they were in constant danger of being expelled from Costa Rica which means a return to Venezuela and potential death. They were scratching out a living delivering food by bike but not enough to survive.

It's a long intricate story so I'll give you the short story. There are two women (35 and 37) and a 19-year-old (the son) who are friends of my Venezuelan gf who legally lives in Costa Rica. They will be here at my house for at least 4-5 months, maybe longer. They had a choice to either make the trek north, cross into the US or get murdered by Maduro thugs. They are motivated by economic opportunity and neither woman speaks any English. One of them has a brother that got shot in the leg for talking publicly and his leg is black from gangrene, and he won't amputate. I talk to him on Whatsapp almost every day, the videos of his leg (below the knee) are nearly unbelievable, and he probably doesn't have long.

They asked me for money for the journey in Los Suenos, Costa Rica about 6 weeks ago and I refused. I told them that if they made it to the US, I'd let them stay with me. They then contacted me when they were robbed by the Guatemalan police in and had no way to eat or pay for the journey north. I figured it would be a thousand-dollar charitable act, but I am in for over 12k now. I'm FAR from rich, if I don't work, I don't eat. I'm not a Martha's Vineyard uber-wealthy illegal immigrant advocate. I'm just a baw (obviously a white supremacist Nationalist Republican type) with a gig and some human compassion. I paid the coyotes a shite ton to get them from Chapatula to the border. They crossed where the wall ended in AZ near Yuma (sent me live videos saying "thank you Pimp thank you America"), were detained and quarantined and then released to my custody. In other words, I flew them to Louisiana on my dime.

With the coyotes after they arrived in Mexico City they took trucks, motorcycles, boats, cars, buses, etc. Prior to that they walked, ran, got shook down at regular intervals by cartels and immigration and random thugs and police and immigration. I followed them on google map and received regular videos of them in the back of trucks, on motorcycle crossing rivers etc.Prior to the coyotes, when they'd take a trail and have to turn around because thugs were robbing people, I'd experience that via WhatsApp and videos with them. It was a 3 week plus nightmare of stress for me and human endurance for them. I sent money to Western Union and Moneygram and in every instance a Mexican took a cut of what they received. Mexico is now essentially the evilest country on earth, its entire economy existing only to exploit human beings. I've now hired them lawyers and am supporting them in every respect. They are now essentially my dependents. They are desperate for work. They need money not only for themselves, to partially repay me, so they can help their relatives and send money to elderly parents.


When they called me from Costa Rica in dire straits out of money and pleaded for my help, I begged them not to come. I even offered them a 5k bribe and 6 months rent in to stay in Costa Rica. I figured I'd have free place to stay so it wasn't entirely charitable. I told them they'd get murdered or raped. I told them they'd never make it. I told them that if they were caught in Mexico they'd be sent back to Venezuela. But they were determined and told me they were coming anyway-with or without my help. Knowing them and how hard-headed they are, I decided to pay the coyotes to protect them and guide them rather than have them raped and murdered somewhere in shitsville Mexico. The 37-year-old is a good friend, a very beautiful and intelligent woman and small and unequipped for this kind of thing and an obvious target for rape or violence. My need to take care of people-friends-specifically women, was triggered so I committed to going along for the ride.

And now they are safe and under my care. And I feel an emotion somewhere between relief, achievement, pride, gratitude and joy that I have only felt in church. It has been a tremendous financial loss and it will continue as they are now in my care and cannot work until after their court appearances in New Orleans later this month. I will let the boy (awesome kid-a charmer) do work for me to earn off a few thousand of it and they hope they make partial restitution. But I have to weigh that against their need to become independent and save money.

They arrived in the clothes they wore and without laces in their shoes, gross and dirty. Knowing the 37-year-old as a super beautiful karaoke-ballad-singing Diva, it was hard to see. Everything they wear or eat; all their shoes and toiletries-medicine-socks-shirts-pants-everything-I am responsible for. I have contacted Catholic Charities but haven't received anything other than a list of places that may help. My friends haven't helped at all (everybody just nods politely) and only my Dear Mom has chipped in a bit. I will need to have all three working by the beginning of October, or I'll really screw myself.

IDNGASF if you have a problem with it. I'll meet you at Sonic not that I'd win the fight with all you baws. Or at the LSU tailgate where we will hopefully be on Saturday. They are great people and I'm proud to be part of their story. It's complicated for me. They don't have any natural right to be here, but if they are my friends, I'm not going to let them die. Blame your incompetent and evil government that entices them to come and the communists of Venezuela.

Downvote me personally and their American Dream now.




93and99
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Liberals like you should pay for it.


Bunk Moreland
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Venezuelan gf

mas pics, por favor.


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Lsupimp
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"Liberals like me".
Somebody edubecate this fool.


canyon
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Thank God you boiled that down. Oh and Thanks?


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theunknownknight
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Cliffs?


93and99
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You don't know what ILLEGAL means.

The trash needs to wait in line.


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Paddyshack
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Cliffs?

The power of the Venezuelan pussy is undefeated. And this man just willingly and on his own dime made our illegal immigrant situation worse.
This post was edited on 9/15 at 10:09 am


Trevaylin
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can I down vote twice?


oldskule
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I am sure they are fine people. Did they enter the country legally? The answer is NO.

While your humnitarian efforts are applauded, you should report them to the authorities and have them legally processed.


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14&Counting
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Yeah ain't reading that shit


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Deuces
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Guarantee you they will be conservative as frick.

The Venezuelans I know hate Marxism in any shape, form, or fashion.

I also have a thing for the Latinas, my man.

Me gustan.


canyon
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Well to be fair, he is a pimp.


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Lsupimp
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They have been legally processed. They have case numbers, their whereabouts are known to immigration, and they have court appearances this month. As Venezuelans who have fled our communist enemy Venezuela, they are not deported generally as we have no extradition agreements or flights going into Venezuela. At least for now. That is likely to change. FYI-about 6 millions Venezuelans have fled. Most are in Colombia. But check out Miami sometime. There is a reason Florida is getting redder-Venezuelans and Cubans.


EKG
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I favor a wall from California to the Gulf.

The government would have to seize much of the land in Texas to accomplish it. Unlike Arizona and California, RGV land is predominantly owned by private citizens, not the fedgov.

Eminent domain attempts along the Texas border have led to decades of court battles that have gone nowhere. For some reason, most people aren’t willing to hand over their generationally owned land, even at a fair market price.


idlewatcher
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I have even given them my master bedroom for the sake of having enough space.


Sound like a cuck. Do they rail your wife while you cry in the corner too?


Lsupimp
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Agreed. Without a wall it continues ad infinitum.


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RogerTheShrubber
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I talk to a couple of Venezuelans online and they're looking elsewhere like Chili as they think the USA is doomed.


JJJimmyJimJames
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Guarantee you they will be conservative as frick.

The Venezuelans I know hate Marxism in any shape, form, or fashion.

I also have a thing for the Latinas, my man.

Me gustan.



none of that matters.

ANYONE BREAKING THE LAW NEEDS TO STAY THE F OUT OF THE USA.

There is a right way to do it that involves

- not living a half dozen to an American bedroom

- not being robbed by Guatemalan police

- not becoming involved with human traffickers

- not soaking a friends boyfriend of over $10,000

Are you 20 years old?

Are you retarded?


Lsupimp
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I'm single. Definitely not a cuck. I post about men's issues and the nature of hypergamy frequently. It's strictly because I work from home and it makes the most sense for quiet during the day and gives them access to the patio exit without having to walk through the house while my assistant and I work.


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