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re: Joe Biden: “nobody should have to wait so Donald trump can sign the $1200 checks”

Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:20 pm to
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:20 pm to
Why do I do this to myself.

I'm picturing being behind Joe, tapping my toes, in the express checkout line, while he fumbles around with his checkbook, telling a swimming pool story to the cashier...
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
11471 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:22 pm to
Typical Yankee Dem DUMBASS
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

He is a modern Navin R Johnson

Best comparison I've heard
Posted by dietcoke7
LA
Member since Aug 2007
1040 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:27 pm to
That needs to be his new moniker. Just watched "he hates these cans".

Forgot how funny that shite was. A presidential candidate that stupid...

Not so much
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35544 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Biden: look fat, there’s not enough jars of ink and quills to sign that many checks. Come on man, think!
perfect
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35544 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

He is a modern Navin R Johnson
THESE CANS ARE DEFECTIVE!
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Joe Biden: "No American should have to wait a single minute so Donald Trump can put his signature on a physical check."


Reality beat the Babylon Bee to the punch.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:30 pm to
Nobody should have to wait on their stimulus check, but they sure as hell can wait while Dems compile a ton of pork to put in the bill.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71180 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24784 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:34 pm to
Didn't that fricker and Obama take like 5 months to get people financial relief back in the day during h1n1 or something...?

And that was for an extremely small number of people.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24796 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27575 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:36 pm to
Joe still waiting behind the gym with a rusted chain for Corn Pop.
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:36 pm to
I just watched the clip.
"Americans should be paid NOW. Either electronically with direct deposit, or with pre payed debit cards..."

Not so sure about that last part either.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24784 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Valerie Jarrett
@ValerieJarrett
·
Apr 1
Someone asked me today how would
@BarackObama
have handled this crisis? Answer in one word - Better. Ok, two words. Much better.
George Conway
@gtconway3d
·
Apr 2
Watching
@NYGovCuomo
’s presentations makes me marvel at how mindblowingly inarticulate and ignorant
@realDonaldTrump
is.
Rob Reiner
@robreiner
·
Apr 2
Donald Trump is a failed President. For the survival of our citizens, for the survival of our country, he must resign.
Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
·
15h
When I sent Pres. Trump a serious letter on getting critical medical supplies to our frontline fighters, he responded with a petty, unserious letter.

To the President:

Americans are dying and losing jobs. Businesses are teetering. Stop the pettiness. Be a leader. Do your job.
Amy Siskind ??????
@Amy_Siskind
·
20h
I think we can all safely say, without any doubt, that Donald J Trump is the worst president our country has ever had.


Jesus Christ...


Edit:

Someone tell frickface Valerie that Obama had his shot with H1N1 and fricked it all up. I would hate to see him trying to handle this situation.
This post was edited on 4/3/20 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26612 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:39 pm to
Joe still writes checks at WalMart...
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Valerie Jarrett

Hell will freeze over before I listen to a reptilian
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26643 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:45 pm to
Reminds me of this:

The Jerk
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56362 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

The Brits are just floating the banks who are floating the employers who are being told to just keep paying 80% of usual wages through direct deposit as usual. Seems a lot more efficient & fewer layoffs, avoiding need to file unemployment, etc.

Hell, half this country can get paid by cell-phone. There's got to be a better way.

Well, we would also rather pump trillions into the economy every decade or so because we cant get right.
Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
4495 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:46 pm to
....you do realize Biden is kookoo.....right?
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12201 posts
Posted on 4/3/20 at 12:54 pm to
Better call Nancy. Trump is almost out of pens.
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