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Jimmy Kimmel: “Biden Win Must Feel The Same As When Oncologist Tells You Tumor Was Benign”

Posted on 1/24/21 at 7:45 am
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 1/24/21 at 7:45 am

Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26783 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 7:47 am to
When the oncologist tells you its benign but still opts for full out surgery and years of treatment
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57359 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 7:48 am to
So he admits Biden just takes up space?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 1/24/21 at 7:48 am to
I can't believe he's still on the air

Adam Carolla was the funny one
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
20290 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 7:48 am to
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64666 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 7:52 am to
Reminds me more of a regime change when the new regime does a redo of everything in the kingdom. And the peasants must follow.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27158 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 8:10 am to
Is it wrong to hope Jimmy gets one of the fastest, most painful forms of cancer there is?
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21607 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 8:20 am to
Kümmel sucks and he’s afraid of Howie Long
Posted by BiteMe2020
Texas
Member since Nov 2020
7284 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 8:25 am to
Guess I don't get the joke.
Or maybe it's just not all that funny.

The Biden "win" is more like a doctor telling you that you have cancer, and that they need to operate, when really the doctor removes your kidneys and sells them on the black market.
This post was edited on 1/24/21 at 8:27 am
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 8:30 am to
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Adam Carolla was the funny one


Ain't that the truth! Man, looking back at The Man Show, and Win Ben Stein's Money before that, the drastic change that's taken Kimmel to the pinnacle of soy pussification is brain melting. How could anyone lose their manhood like that?

Heard Carolla on Dennis Miller, Prager, Gorka and a few other places... the guy is as genuine and funny as he's ever been.
Posted by Torqued Pork
Malvern
Member since Sep 2020
3637 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 8:46 am to
It's like finding out the woman you're in love with has genital warts.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29820 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 8:48 am to
Funny that literally every “talking head” on network TV is a flaming leftist. Not even middle of the road, but a sky screaming leftist. And with a couple exceptions, everyone in entertainment is as well.

Crazy the odds of that.

Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
13950 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 8:53 am to
More like feeling the same as prepping for a colonoscophy.
Posted by markinkaty
Katy Tx
Member since Dec 2019
4507 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 8:54 am to
He doesn't need to be funny or talented: just parrot garbage that is written for him.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45288 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 9:20 am to
The change in Kimmel over the years has been a sad one.
Posted by AUMIS01
Atlanta
Member since May 2020
1210 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 9:26 am to
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How could anyone lose their manhood like that?


Sarah Silverman spread her legs for him. Kimmel has the sexually transmitted version of liberalism.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 9:28 am to
And I though it felt like when the oncologist tells you the cancer has metastasized
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 9:34 am to
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Jimmy Kimmel: “Biden Win Must Feel The Same As When Oncologist Tells You Tumor Was malignant


Son-of-a-bitch only got one word wrong.


Go back to harassing underage girls like you used to do on The Man Show, you no-talent abortion of a human being.

Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
12193 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 10:08 am to
Tumor was benign but inoperable in the center of the brain and is growing rapidly. Yeah, real good news Jimmy.
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