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Hilarious!!!! Schumer just licked his fingers at the podium....

Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:03 pm
Posted by dixiechick
Member since Sep 2017
918 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:03 pm
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Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:03 pm to
Good. I am not hoping, but I wouldn't be upset either.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:05 pm to
Well, he's proven himself to be a window licker, so why not lick his own fingers?
Posted by artisticsavant
Member since Mar 2017
5007 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:05 pm to
What a stupid a-hole. But we knew that.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34652 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:06 pm to
I’ve always hated when old people lick their fingers to turn pages.


It’s frickin gross
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64195 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:06 pm to
Finally some good news.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
22932 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:08 pm to
Yeah but what if Dixiechick did it?

Posted by MexicanTiger97
Member since May 2018
998 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

I’ve always hated when old people lick their fingers to turn pages.

It’s frickin gross


At least they know where there fingers have been. I have never hesitated to lick certain parts of women, and only Heaven knows where they have been.
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

I’ve always hated when old people lick their fingers to turn pages.

Bet I can guess what you're licking
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19911 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by MsHoghunter
Member since Oct 2017
2405 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 12:15 pm to
In his defense, he's incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence unless he's reading from a script
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 9:18 pm to
I never understood the logic of licking to flip pages. How does that help?
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4749 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 9:27 pm to
He can lick my dog's arse too.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Schumer just licked his fingers at the podium....


But in this case the headline would read, "Covid-19 tests positive for Chuck Schumer."
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24769 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

I never understood the logic of licking to flip pages. How does that help?
You must not work with a lot of paper
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89480 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 9:36 pm to
Reminder: Schumer is only 69 years old.


Seems much older.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Reminder: Schumer is only 69 years old.


Seems much older.




Maybe he will die sooner

Of course if he does they will just get a bigger a-hole.

Sure democrats want to "unite" us.

That is why they went from Daschle to Reid to Schumer as their senate leaders.

so unifying
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

To flip the pages of the “unemployment insurance on steroids” bill!!!



I'm surprised he didn't lick the teleprompter screens. That guy is a moron. If he hadn't become a politician, he'd be sucking dicks for a living.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

quote:
I never understood the logic of licking to flip pages. How does that help?
You must not work with a lot of paper


As you get older, your skin produces less sebacious oils. Those oils allow your fingers to flip pages more easily.

You need to wet your fingers to flip pages as you grow older.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:47 pm to
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he'd be sucking dicks for a living.

Might be a sideline job
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