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Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:35 pm
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18213 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:35 pm
No one knows shite son
Politicians frick em all
Fearmongering trash

Comorbidity
Obesity rates damn strong
Libs filthy liars

Can we unify
Hell no. Nation of pussies
The orange man bad
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142072 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:40 pm to
I'm not very good
At the writing of haikus
Since I can never remember how many syllables go into the last line
Posted by TurkeyBaconLeg
Houston
Member since Jul 2018
1699 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:43 pm to
Drink Adrenochrome
Eat babies and drink their blood
These people are sick
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35050 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:44 pm to
No no no no no

No no no no no no no

No no no no no
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
3132 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:47 pm to
Every single day
Trump addresses the press corps
All loaded questions
Posted by rds dc
Member since Jun 2008
19812 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:50 pm to
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

No no no no no

No no no no no no no

No no no no no



In honor of the recently deceased Bill Withers:

I know I know I
know I know I know I know
I know I know I
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79735 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:54 pm to
quote:

Haiku thread


You’re encroaching on Celtic Dog’s (aka OttotheRetard’s) territory here.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 10:59 pm to
Coronavirus
Literally the worst thing
Ever to happen


What? The Holocaust?
I'm not impressed. Try staying
Inside for a week.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99127 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 11:06 pm to
Chinese eat bat soup
Virus spreads across the world
Tiger King wins big
Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
Member since Dec 2013
6139 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 11:21 pm to
Chi-na is arse-hoe.
frick, frick, frick Chi-na. frick dem.
arse-hoe Chi-na, fricks.
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
3132 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:23 am to
China strikes again
This time it’s a pandemic
Don’t eat bats people!
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:31 am to
Free, free, free
Free, free, free....and motherfricking free
Free, free, free
Free, free, free
Free, free, free
Free, free, free
Free, free, free
Word to your mother
This post was edited on 4/6/20 at 5:39 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124334 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:34 am to
Your haikus are shite
Obviously you don’t get
The point of haiku
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