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re: Do you own an "assault weapon"?

Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:19 pm to
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
35049 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:19 pm to
Nope. I'm a Tree Hugger with two freezers full of deer sausage and deer burger.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
27793 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:19 pm to
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107248 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:21 pm to
I have two rather menacing dogs who love to assault those wishing to do harm to our home and family. They go full auto when they bite. With some flesh removal capabilities.

The only thing that might come detached during use is someone’s limbs or face.
Posted by MileHighDraw
Member since May 2018
1878 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:21 pm to
I lost them all in Boating Accident yesterday.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
19916 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:22 pm to
I currently have an attack tennis ball
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7675 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:22 pm to
I have a chihuahua that thinks it's an assault weapon when someone knocks on the door.
Posted by Kirk Herbstreit
in the outhouse
Member since Jan 2005
5969 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:26 pm to
My fists are assault weapons. Just ask the guys at Sonic.
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:40 pm to
I've got a pretty badass machete. Ask the Hutus and/or the Tutsis of Rwanda whether that qualifies.
This post was edited on 3/23/21 at 6:50 pm
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11111 posts
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:42 pm to
I’ve got all sorts in my shed. 3 machetes, an axe, two hatchets, a ditch bank blade, a sling blade thing, a chainsaw, four shovels and probably some others I’ve forgetting.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68182 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 6:00 am to
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Yep....I have 4 different hammers


quote:

Perfect!

More people are killed by "Hammers" than most anything else!



I'm thinking of painting them black this weekend.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
8229 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 6:22 am to
AR. It's right there in the name.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68182 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 6:54 am to
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AR. It's right there in the name

And? Do you know what AR stands for?
Posted by themunch
bottom of the list
Member since Jan 2007
70729 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 6:56 am to
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Ginsu knives count ?


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Posted by FATBOY TIGER
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2016
11551 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:00 am to
My tank was repo'd and my battle ship sank.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11911 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:02 am to
Posted by Barneyrb
NELA
Member since May 2016
6270 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:03 am to
Yup, got a Husky 2100 wif a 42" bar on it.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9211 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:07 am to
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Lost all mine in a boating accident





Me too. Every single gun I own was lost in my boating accident. I had all of them with me.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
32861 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:09 am to
according to the Sioux, Comanches and Apaches yes I do......
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
8229 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:09 am to
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And? Do you know what AR stands for?


Are you the precious savant that downvoted my post?
Posted by Jimbo1975
Chackbay
Member since May 2020
155 posts
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:20 am to
I have proof my boat sank last hunting season and I lost all my GUNS!!! That is som f--k up shite.





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This post was edited on 3/24/21 at 7:21 am
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