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re: Do you own an "assault weapon"?
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:19 pm to LookSquirrel
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:19 pm to LookSquirrel
Nope. I'm a Tree Hugger with two freezers full of deer sausage and deer burger. 

Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:21 pm to LookSquirrel
I have two rather menacing dogs who love to assault those wishing to do harm to our home and family. They go full auto when they bite. With some flesh removal capabilities.
The only thing that might come detached during use is someone’s limbs or face.
The only thing that might come detached during use is someone’s limbs or face.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:21 pm to LookSquirrel
I lost them all in Boating Accident yesterday.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:22 pm to LookSquirrel
I currently have an attack tennis ball
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:22 pm to LookSquirrel
I have a chihuahua that thinks it's an assault weapon when someone knocks on the door.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:26 pm to jaytothen
My fists are assault weapons. Just ask the guys at Sonic.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:40 pm to LookSquirrel
I've got a pretty badass machete. Ask the Hutus and/or the Tutsis of Rwanda whether that qualifies.
This post was edited on 3/23/21 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:42 pm to LookSquirrel
I’ve got all sorts in my shed. 3 machetes, an axe, two hatchets, a ditch bank blade, a sling blade thing, a chainsaw, four shovels and probably some others I’ve forgetting.
Posted on 3/24/21 at 6:00 am to LookSquirrel
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Yep....I have 4 different hammers
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Perfect!
More people are killed by "Hammers" than most anything else!
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I'm thinking of painting them black this weekend.
Posted on 3/24/21 at 6:22 am to LookSquirrel
AR. It's right there in the name.
Posted on 3/24/21 at 6:54 am to Wildcat1996
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AR. It's right there in the name
And? Do you know what AR stands for?
Posted on 3/24/21 at 6:56 am to 91TIGER
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Ginsu knives count ?
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Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:00 am to LookSquirrel
My tank was repo'd and my battle ship sank.
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:03 am to FATBOY TIGER
Yup, got a Husky 2100 wif a 42" bar on it.
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:07 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Lost all mine in a boating accident
Me too. Every single gun I own was lost in my boating accident. I had all of them with me.
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:09 am to LookSquirrel
according to the Sioux, Comanches and Apaches yes I do......
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:09 am to Wtodd
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And? Do you know what AR stands for?
Are you the precious savant that downvoted my post?
Posted on 3/24/21 at 7:20 am to LookSquirrel
I have proof my boat sank last hunting season and I lost all my GUNS!!! That is som f--k up shite.
LINK
LINK
This post was edited on 3/24/21 at 7:21 am
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