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re: Disney coming out with new ultra woke Snow White

Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:42 pm to
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54066 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:42 pm to
Lulz Snow Woke and the Seven Antifa
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42307 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:45 pm to
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Lulz Snow Woke and the Seven Antifa



Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
13509 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:48 pm to
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Gal Gadot

She hitched herself to this crap?

Damn. That's going to hurt.
Posted by MAADFACTS
Member since Jul 2021
1410 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:50 pm to
Remember when it was revealed that the munchkins in the wizard of oz were all depression era circus and freak show performers and how they spent all their time getting drunk and having orgies? Because every time I think about that I can’t stop laughing
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3239 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:53 pm to
So are the dwarfs all homeless? Cause they all look like homeless people.
This is going to fail on an epic scale.

I know, I know, I'm a bigot, racist, insensitive blah blah blah. I don't really care anymore.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158709 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:54 pm to
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Why don't they just make a Snow Black movie
Coal Black & De Sebben Dwarfs FTMFW

Still my favorite version of the story
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
72559 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:54 pm to
Snow Brown and the 7 Seattle baristas
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
27318 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:55 pm to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buuHbODNjqg

Plane crash.
This post was edited on 7/19/23 at 6:59 pm
Posted by MAADFACTS
Member since Jul 2021
1410 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:55 pm to
I knew these two midgets when I was in Vegas. They were both virgins and so they decided to buy themselves two prostitutes, you know, like whores. And they are all nervous so they got real drunk first. Well, one of the little fellas finds himself at the moment of truth, and he can’t perform, you know, cause he’s drunk. And what makes the situation worse is he hears the other guy in the other room going to town. Just screams of

“1…ugh
1-2 ughhhhhhhh
1-2-3 ahhhhhhh”

Just echoing through the wall for hours.

The next day we all met for coffee, and the one little fella asked the other one how it went. And he goes, it was awful. I had whiskey dick. There might have been some cocaine involved. I’m not entirely sure if it was whiskey dick or cocaine dick, but it doesn’t matter. I’m still a gd virgin…but at least you had fun”

The other little fella shakes his head and goes “are you kidding me? I couldn’t even get in the bed!”
Posted by MAADFACTS
Member since Jul 2021
1410 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:56 pm to
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So are the dwarfs all homeless? Cause they all look like homeless people. This is going to fail on an epic scale.


I don’t remember but I believe they lived in a little cottage that only lacked a woman’s touch.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3239 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:58 pm to
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I don’t remember but I believe they lived in a little cottage that only lacked a woman’s touch.



Oh I see now. They made her brown, just like the cleaning people. Got it now.
Posted by MAADFACTS
Member since Jul 2021
1410 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 6:59 pm to
I know it’s coming off like I don’t respect little people, and I don’t; but that’s only because I don’t expect any people whether they be little or regular, normal sized people. To me it’s André the Giant and then the rest of us are nothings
Posted by MAADFACTS
Member since Jul 2021
1410 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:00 pm to
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Oh I see now. They made her brown, just like the cleaning people. Got it now.


You can’t he’s fit but I just screamed “boooooooom!” When I read that and then did a thing with my hands where it looked like there was an explosion.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76852 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:00 pm to
Its well done and the score is great. And the Karens would be livid. So good all around
Posted by MAADFACTS
Member since Jul 2021
1410 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:03 pm to
But seriously guys, enough with the racism. Y’all are just a generation removed from pig fricking rednecks. They weren’t into beastiality. But man is made from clay, and the color of a pig is the closest thing to your mom’s skin after she’s been sitting in the sun.

Boooooom!*

*I don’t believe anyone in particular’s ancestors fricked pigs. Like the little people jokes, that was an attempt at humor. Humor is a thing we used to be allowed to do in this country
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36367 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:05 pm to
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and expecting the audience not to notice


That's wrong. They want you to notice. They want to change your mind and normalize it.

"We want to start a conversation" and "expect the audience not to notice" are mutually exclusive.
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
158990 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:05 pm to
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little people jokes, that was an attempt at humor


If you say so.
Posted by MAADFACTS
Member since Jul 2021
1410 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:07 pm to
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If you say so.


Just tell your mom to eat less, exercise, and apply a little sunscreen! It’s ok
This post was edited on 7/19/23 at 7:09 pm
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
158990 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:09 pm to
3 of 7 black.

But zero Asians.

Why do progressive shite bags hate Asians?
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3239 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:09 pm to
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If you say so.


Found the little person.
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