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re: Dear white people

Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11234 posts
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

With the ammunition shortage shooting beer cans off a fence post is wasteful.


Sling shots making a come back.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11234 posts
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

What do we do instead? There is nothing good on TV. Football season is over.


I hear slingshots and beer cans making a return.
Posted by magik8ballz
Member since Aug 2020
10 posts
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:38 pm to
I have a car... will that work?
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11234 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 12:18 am to
quote:

I have a car... will that work?


Only if you DO NOT use it in locations where famous selfie stick insurrections happened. Doing so will cause direct reference to the SSI and only diminish your attempt at headlines.

I would venture to say you aren't even safe having a wreck anymore. Too many obstacles to avoid: Asians, all Democrats, other minorities, black ice, Klan (will assert you were leaving a meeting), drop boxes (suppression), Coke machines. Just avoid working if that requires you to drive. Safer and you can get paid for it.

Plus, Harris-Biden White House says despite 120 years of work in Congress, our public infrastructure is piss poor and not really safe to drive on anyway.
This post was edited on 4/3/21 at 12:20 am
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
21508 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 12:31 am to
Dear victimization seeker:

Quit being a bitch.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298305 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 12:49 am to
Well, crap...there goes my weekend plans
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11234 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 1:01 am to
quote:

Well, crap...there goes my weekend plans


We are all asked to sacrifice during these troubled times.

Take a break and volunteer catching kids being tossed over the wall holding invites from the Harris-Biden White House.

Make masks for those that aren't smart enough to take them from the Home Depot entrance.

Whatever you do, be careful that you do not embrace the resurrection of white Jesus this weekend. He/Him/Son of God/Holy One . As soon as they figure out how to work around the Black church. They will be coming for your God.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
12660 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 5:05 am to
But that was going to be part of my family outing...
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 5:09 am to
But what can I do with this extra ammo?
Guess ill have to drop it off in south Chicago again this weekend.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
16115 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 6:29 am to
quote:

RealDawg


Turn in you Dawg card. We don't want you.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92973 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 6:35 am to
quote:

There is a strange occurrence happening where victims of white killings can suddenly become un-white.


Bleach

White bottle

Privilege
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79458 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 6:37 am to
Dammit. I was supposed to whack someone today.

Wait...I'm Sicilian. We were spawned by Moors so I'm good.

Posted by leeman101
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2020
2470 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 6:46 am to
First I'm not white, I'm Caucasian. Second I miss the days when we could kill a commie for mommie. That was when America was great and the left knew their place.
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 7:06 am to
quote:

Please don’t kill anybody for a bit. Ok? Now isn’t a good time.



Now do black people in Chicago.

Or Baltimore.

Or Atlanta.

Or St. Louis.

Or New York.

Or D.C.

Etc...
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11234 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 7:20 am to
quote:

But what can I do with this extra ammo? Guess ill have to drop it off in south Chicago again this weekend.


This generous donation will keep Chicago youth active in the outdoors for at least one full holiday weekend.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11234 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 7:23 am to
quote:

First I'm not white, I'm Caucasian. Second I miss the days when we could kill a commie for mommie. That was when America was great and the left knew their place.


Baw, the good ole days are gone. This is the New World. Commies have feelings, and will be respected or else.
Posted by leeman101
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2020
2470 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 7:25 am to
quote:

Baw, the good ole days are gone. This is the New World. Commies have feelings, and will be respected or else.



Even Stalin had trouble with the Bolsheviks. He had many killed off secretly. They kill their own.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11234 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 7:27 am to
quote:

Now do black people in Chicago. Or Baltimore. Or Atlanta. Or St. Louis. Or New York. Or D.C. Etc...


This is your fault. Put in your best of Critical Race Theory cassette and play that until you let it soak in. Stop waking up everyday full of hate and white.
Posted by mikeytig
NE of Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2007
7746 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 7:31 am to
And if you don’t want to kill anyone at least act less white.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11234 posts
Posted on 4/3/21 at 7:34 am to
quote:

quote: RealDawg Turn in you Dawg card. We don't want you.


Ouch. Satire is off limits and just pretend like it isn’t all absurd?
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