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Current and Former Military: Most offensive cadence you've ever heard?
Posted on 12/28/21 at 11:58 am
Posted on 12/28/21 at 11:58 am
I had a commo chief in 2002 that used "The S&M Man" as his go-to cadence. He was threatened with a FG Article 15 the first time he used it in a Battalion formation.
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Posted on 12/28/21 at 12:00 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
How did that go?
Posted on 12/28/21 at 12:20 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
How did that go?
The S&M Man is a Rugby chant that has many verses that can be modified in horrible ways.
One example:
Who can take a grandma
Throw her on the lawn
frick her in the arse while the grandpa cheers you on
The S&M Maaaaaaan
The S&M Man cause he mixes it with love and makes the hurt feel good
Posted on 12/28/21 at 12:29 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
You owe me a new monitor.
Posted on 12/28/21 at 12:33 pm to teke184
Posted on 12/28/21 at 12:44 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Napalm Sticks to Kids
Posted on 12/28/21 at 12:49 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
We used to sing that, and a couple other “rough” jingles, on college band trips.
My favorite one was actually the shortest.
“Put your right leg over my shoulder
Put your left leg over my shoulder
Put your mmpfhmmmeephmn!”
My favorite one was actually the shortest.
“Put your right leg over my shoulder
Put your left leg over my shoulder
Put your mmpfhmmmeephmn!”
Posted on 12/28/21 at 1:03 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
quote:
Who goes to the abortion clinic,
Sneaks around the back,
Digs through the dumpster,
Until he finds a tasty snack?
Hillary
Posted on 12/28/21 at 1:08 pm to jembeurt
quote:
“Put your right leg over my shoulder
Put your left leg over my shoulder
Put your mmpfhmmmeephmn!”
Is that called the "Kamala Harris"?
Posted on 12/28/21 at 1:14 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
This is the only one I remember.
When I’m dead and in my grave
No more pussy will I crave
On my tombstone will be seen
Here lies the bones of a fricking machine
Sound off
When I’m dead and in my grave
No more pussy will I crave
On my tombstone will be seen
Here lies the bones of a fricking machine
Sound off
Posted on 12/28/21 at 1:54 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
My Dad used to regale us with the Cold War Classics, such as
If I die on the Russian front
Bury me with a Russian count
If I die on the Russian front
Bury me with a Russian count
Posted on 12/28/21 at 1:57 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
I don’t remember which one it was, but I do remember that a cadence that was perfectly acceptable at Ft. Benning was rather vigorously frowned upon at Ft Jackson. This was conveyed to me in fairly clear terms.
Posted on 12/28/21 at 1:59 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger;
I wanna go to Vietnam.
I wanna live a life of danger;
I wanna kill some Charlie Cong.
(Don’t know about most offensive. It’s the only one I remember.)
I wanna go to Vietnam.
I wanna live a life of danger;
I wanna kill some Charlie Cong.
(Don’t know about most offensive. It’s the only one I remember.)
This post was edited on 12/28/21 at 2:02 pm
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