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china has just approved the world’s first brain-computer chip.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:12 pm
The coin-sized device, called NEO, is the first surgical implant to pass clinical trials for commercial sale.
Version one is optimized to enhance the nervous system of patients suffering spinal cord injuries and paralysis. It’s about to enter mass production for the chinese state-run health system.
But the chinese communist party see this as just the first step on a path towards super-productive (and compliant) human-cyborgs.
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Version one is optimized to enhance the nervous system of patients suffering spinal cord injuries and paralysis. It’s about to enter mass production for the chinese state-run health system.
But the chinese communist party see this as just the first step on a path towards super-productive (and compliant) human-cyborgs.
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:13 pm to LLeD
If I’m paralyzed and this allows me to walk again. Cyborg away.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:14 pm to LLeD
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NEO
Name checks out.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:16 pm to TejasHorn
Demorats should be first in line.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:17 pm to LLeD
What could possibly go wrong with a Chinese made brain implant?
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:18 pm to LLeD
I Robot
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:19 pm to BBONDS25
quote:Fine, hopefully that chip will not force you to kill own folk.
If I’m paralyzed and this allows me to walk again. Cyborg away.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:20 pm to LLeD
Can they make an anti chimp-out version?
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:21 pm to LLeD
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Fine, hopefully that chip will not force you to kill own folk.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:23 pm to timdonaghyswhistle
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What could possibly go wrong with a Chinese made brain implant?
many nasty things: like you suddenly become communist and start sing communists songs on chinese
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:11 pm to LLeD
Have enough of those out there and it becomes a mighty fine way to stop a protest.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:23 pm to LLeD
Will you take the chip when it comes?
It will make everything so easy. It will probably be required or you won't be able to function in society.
It will make everything so easy. It will probably be required or you won't be able to function in society.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:28 pm to wareaglepete
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Will you take the chip when it comes?
It will make everything so easy. It will probably be required or you won't be able to function in society.
Thank God, I don't live in china, so no one will force us here. These are communist horror stories.
This post was edited on 6/12/26 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:31 pm to LLeD
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so no one will force us here.
Just wait.
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:36 pm to wareaglepete
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Just wait.
Still not afraid of the communists' intimidation.Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:45 pm to timdonaghyswhistle
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What could possibly go wrong with a Chinese made brain implant?
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:51 pm to TejasHorn
NEO is a good dude
Posted on 6/12/26 at 2:00 pm to BBONDS25
Yeah, Im sitting out for the rest of my life before I'd allow the ccp to Xi up my cerebellum.
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