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Bubonic Plague? Tuberculosis? Typhoid Fever? HA!!! Los Angeles is just getting started
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:16 pm
I have crawled out of my underground lead-lined cement bunker for just long enough to file this report.
KTLA TV is reporting today that in addition to Bubonic Plague, Tuberculois, Typhus, and Typhoid Fever there is now an outbreak of Staph Infection and Hepatitis C in the Downtown Los Angeles area.
Imagine what it's going to be like this summer as things heat up.
KTLA TV is reporting today that in addition to Bubonic Plague, Tuberculois, Typhus, and Typhoid Fever there is now an outbreak of Staph Infection and Hepatitis C in the Downtown Los Angeles area.
Imagine what it's going to be like this summer as things heat up.
This post was edited on 6/9/19 at 6:12 pm
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Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:18 pm to L.A.
Provided you are willing to mow the lawn, you can always stay in the guest house here at the palatial Pimp compound in the 70809.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:22 pm to Lsupimp
quote:Much obliged, mon frere, but Mrs. L.A. and I are already house hunting in Nevada and Utah. I'm moving up my retirement by a year and hope to be gone from this hell-hole by next summer. That's assuming we actually survive the apocalyptic outbreak of Medieval diseases spreading across the city this summer.
Provided you are willing to mow the lawn, you can always stay in the guest house here at the palatial Pimp compound in the 70809.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:24 pm to L.A.
It will be ironic if we get wiped out by bubonic plague
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:27 pm to L.A.
I assume you can sell your 2500 sq ft house for about 8.9 millionbillion so good for you.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:27 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Dr. House- Atl the expert told all that would listen that this is nothing. I bet you she would not live down there.
There are people from Africa slipping across the southern border and some have actually been quarantined and watched for signs of Ebola, but The Good Doctor says its all good.
When they bring out the dead in LA, we should ship her down there to collect them.
There are people from Africa slipping across the southern border and some have actually been quarantined and watched for signs of Ebola, but The Good Doctor says its all good.
When they bring out the dead in LA, we should ship her down there to collect them.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:27 pm to L.A.
I was looking for a movie to watch on this lazy Sat afternoon and I think you've inspired me to watch World War Z since you are about to experience it.
Get out while you still can.
Get out while you still can.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:27 pm to L.A.
Dont forget about pink eye.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:36 pm to Lsupimp
quote:That's one reason I'm moving up my retirement. Incredibly, at least for now here in Los Angeles houses are back to pre-2008 prices. I can't imagine that's going to continue for much longer. I'm going to try to get out while the getting's good. Right now we have zeroed in on Boulder City, Nevada and St George, Utah. Either one would be a paradise compared to Los Angeles.
I assume you can sell your 2500 sq ft house for about 8.9 millionbillion so good for you.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:38 pm to L.A.
Looks like some one will need a full battery of vaccines to take before going to LA.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:38 pm to L.A.
I really like St George. I’m planning on retiring to SE Asia when the day comes.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:42 pm to Lsupimp
This is why the wall needs to extend up California
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:44 pm to Lsupimp
quote:Beautiful little town. Clean, low crime, friendly people, and just minutes from Zion National Park, one of the most awe-inspriing places I have ever seen.
I really like St George
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:45 pm to Kino74
quote:Now you've gone and triggered the anti-vaxxers!
Looks like some one will need a full battery of vaccines to take before going to LA.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:47 pm to L.A.
quote:
Staph Infection
This bad boy is underrated. I contracted a staph infection in high school and lost like 25 pounds. A staph infection is nothing to laugh at.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 2:58 pm to KCT
quote:
. A staph infection is nothing to laugh at.
100% this
I got one on my back about 2 years ago and messed around and let it get out of hand. It was some of the worst pain I've ever experienced. I have a pretty big scar that looks like a knife wound.
The homeless living in filthy conditions will only increase this because that shite is contagious, even to unaffected parts of your own body.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 3:01 pm to L.A.
Back to medieval times.
This post was edited on 6/8/19 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 6/8/19 at 3:08 pm to TrueTiger
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Back to medieval times.
I wonder if Bill Maher is still lecturing flyover country regarding how backwards and ignorant we are? I may not have ever been invited to the Playboy mansion, or able to make $1 million dollar campaign contributions, but at least I'm not currently in danger of dying from the Black Plague.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 3:09 pm to TrueTiger
Damn, my plan to move from the US to Vietnam or Thailand may be done in the name of escaping third world hygiene and Filth, lol.
Posted on 6/8/19 at 3:13 pm to KCT
quote:Yes indeed. My brother was hit by a car as a kid and had to have several surgeries. He contracted a staph infection in the hospital and ended up losing his bladder and one kidney because of it.
This bad boy is underrated.
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