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re: BREAKING: Possible signs of life found on Venus
Posted on 9/15/20 at 11:20 pm to Parmen
Posted on 9/15/20 at 11:20 pm to Parmen
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Which primary continental landmass is always facing away from Venus?
None. Antartica is closer to the sun during the southern hemisphere's summer months. During those months, Venus is visible from Antarctica.
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Posted on 9/15/20 at 11:48 pm to Parmen
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BREAKING: Possible signs of life found on Venus
This is really code for: We are running out of funding (grant money) and need an extension. They dont know shite just like the gravitational wave crap in Livingston
This post was edited on 9/15/20 at 11:48 pm
Posted on 9/15/20 at 11:49 pm to the808bass
quote:Don't want to disappoint, but the Bee absolutely MURDERED THIS ONE:
Came for the Uranus jokes.
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Scientists Walk Back 'Life On Venus' Claims After Revelation It Was Just An Unborn Baby
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U.S.—Astronomers claiming to have detected signs of life on Venus were forced to walk back their claims after it was revealed that the supposed "life" was actually just an unborn human baby in an incubation pod left there by an unknown civilization.
"False alarm, everybody -- it's just a fetus. No life here," said one NASA researcher as a probe sent back images of the preborn human in a glass tube. The unborn baby is clearly seen kicking, sucking his thumb, and flipping around in his artificial womb. The researcher pounded his fist on the desk. "We were so close! Back to the telescope."
"We were really excited at first," said astronomer Dr. Edward Adama. "We thought we had found some phosphine gas, which might be a byproduct of organisms, which could potentially mean that life may or may not exist on Venus. But instead, we just found this dumb baby, which is clearly not alive."
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Posted on 9/15/20 at 11:50 pm to Parmen
more life on Venus than at a Biden rally
Posted on 9/15/20 at 11:55 pm to Parmen
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BREAKING: Possible signs of life found on Venus
Space Force's first task: Invade Venus. We must breed
Space Force's 2nd task: Inform them of their inherent Venusian privilege.
Space Force's 3rd Task: Inform inhabitants that Matt Stone and Trey Parker are their new overlords.
Posted on 9/15/20 at 11:57 pm to Big Scrub TX
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Dr. Edward Adama
So say we all!!!
Posted on 9/15/20 at 11:58 pm to Parmen
What's the answer and why is it significant?
Posted on 9/15/20 at 11:59 pm to Parmen
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Possible signs of life found on Venus
Democrats have already registered them to vote for Biden.
Posted on 9/16/20 at 4:05 am to FooManChoo
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Traces of something on Venus = Life
Thumb-sucking child with a beating heart in its mother's womb = Not Life.
This times infinity.....
Posted on 9/16/20 at 5:51 am to Clames
There will never ever be colonization on any other planet.
First off, it would be elitist. Second, humans can't get along on earth much less another planet.
First off, it would be elitist. Second, humans can't get along on earth much less another planet.
Posted on 9/16/20 at 6:03 am to Parmen
Posted on 9/16/20 at 6:06 am to Parmen
Send them a ballot!
Posted on 9/16/20 at 7:05 am to Parmen
Let’s give it to BLM and Antifa so they can settle their utopia.
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