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Bill Gates' lab made butter to hit stores in 2027

Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:33 am
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC/Bryant Denny West
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Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:33 am
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
27940 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:34 am to
Lab made vs natural. I'll take natural.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
16078 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:34 am to
They'll prob'ly find out that it gives you the butthole cancer in time.
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC/Bryant Denny West
Member since Feb 2018
27520 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:34 am to
dims don't want you to have a choice.
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
5594 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:35 am to
The antibiotics are built-in!
Posted by Septiger
Member since Nov 2020
3927 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:38 am to
I’ll stick with real butter like I always have ,
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
21560 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:39 am to
Will this butter make you crash every 20 minutes?
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
27940 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:40 am to
quote:

They'll prob'ly find out that it gives you the butthole cancer in time.


Or end up looking like a mutant, like Gates.
Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
2801 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:40 am to
Next Gates food will probably be Soylent Green

This post was edited on 2/20/26 at 7:44 am
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC/Bryant Denny West
Member since Feb 2018
27520 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:40 am to
quote:

Will this butter make you crash every 20 minutes?


Might make you crave Russian hookers.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19984 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:42 am to
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
25610 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:44 am to
Anyone consuming anything from Bill Gates in 2026 is a moron.
Posted by lurking
Member since Nov 2022
4436 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:44 am to
Butter is extremely simple to make at home. No one should be buying that slop from the stores.
Posted by Mellow Drama
Making Groceries
Member since Aug 2020
4771 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:45 am to
quote:

Bill Gates


why should anyone eat anything served up by a creep who hung out with Jeffrey?

I'm sure this a-hole has his own herd of the finest beef and dairy cows available. The unwashed peasants are to eat his 3D printed nasty arse carcinogens
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
26687 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:47 am to
Bill Gates invented I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in 2026!
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
4419 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:48 am to
quote:

without the farmland


That just sounds ominous and missing a pretty integral part
Posted by ruzil
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Member since Feb 2012
18514 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:52 am to
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I'm sure this a-hole has his own herd of the finest beef and dairy cows available


Have you looked at him lately? No way he is a red meat eater let alone a carnivore.
Posted by how333
Member since Dec 2020
4846 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:55 am to
No thanks Bill
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19984 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:57 am to

This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 3:31 pm
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC/Bryant Denny West
Member since Feb 2018
27520 posts
Posted on 2/20/26 at 7:58 am to
quote:

Land O' Gates?

Pargates?

MRna Crock?


Land O' Russian Hoes
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