Bill Clinton, then and now

I did not have sex with Monica Lewinsky.
I only let her non sexually felate me.
And I non sexually allowed her to insert her tongue in my anus.
I even non sexually blew semen on her blue dress.

But I NEVER, EVER, NEVER EVER, had sex with her!

Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

I feel so bad for him.........

Not.

Bill would never lie about having sexual relations with women.

This time... The media was right to ask him about it once, and then completely drop the topic when he said he didn't do it.

Bill has a long history of only telling the truth.