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re: Baby with 2 dads wants his mama

Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:40 am to
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7899 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:40 am to
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Why tell a Mormon joke to a non-Mormon?

Wow... you want me to explain it to you?

Mormons are known for two things, Utah and polygamy. The whole sister wives thing, an unhealthy state where the women follow the man and dont think for themselves.

Where they would be likely to degrade themselves to please the man.

quote:

Admitting someone may be wiser =/= me being unwise. If you were wise, you would know that.

Well according to you your wife also thinks she's less wise than you, is she wrong, or are you wrong?

Do you really think that or are you just saying it?

Cause you just played it off like oh its a nice thing to say.

quote:

So you are an angry, little, lonely man.

Got it.

You somehow think I'm angry?

I'm calling out your submissive bullshite.

You're acting like such a simp, why would I be angry about that?

I'm just telling you for your own good that it's sad and pathetic.

Far worse than a forum, people will lose respect for you if you say that in person.

So you are warned, and all your denial won't change that.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
53708 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:43 am to
Nothing I couldn't fix with a piece of lead pipe.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
15180 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:44 am to
That kid doesnt know what a mama is. Its making a phonetic sound that babies develop early on. This is rage bait.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6894 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:17 am to
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This is clearly supposed to be humor. A baby that young is just babbling and has no idea what mama or papa or whatever is, especially if he's never been around a maternal figure.
quote:

conservativewifeymom
You're a gay man, aren't you?
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55245 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:21 am to
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And you're a vulgar moron who forgets he's not speaking to his wife. The nearest cliff is waiting for ya!


You are on your own here in this thread, Sister. Good luck convincing everybody that you're right and they are wrong.

Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
15180 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:23 am to
You are correct. People will downvote you because you brought logic to an emotional conversation.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
13521 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:23 am to
quote:


quote:
Country music songwriter and producer Shane McAnally

2 things...
This is why Country music has gotten so gay and liberal?

His name is really Mc ANALLY?


And Baum reminds me of "bum." The Anal-Bum household.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
13521 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:24 am to
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I remain convinced that the libertarian movement was a psyop that massively succeeded. No serious society would allow this


It's why I can't take libertarians seriously. They have some good ideas on a few things, then they just go off the rails insane on a lot of other shite.
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2888 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:27 am to
quote:

That kid doesnt know what a mama is. Its making a phonetic sound that babies develop early on. This is rage bait.


so you think he popped out of one of those dudes a*s? he has a mother she carried him 9 months in her womb. tell me you don't have kids without telling you don't have kids.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26010 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:31 am to
Babies have a natural need to be held and coddled by mom. There is a bond between a mother and a child that a man can't duplicate.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
15180 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:39 am to
I have more kids than you, would bet on it. That baby does not know what a mom or dad is. You're a troll.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28014 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:42 am to
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He's what, 5-6 months old?


quote:

conservativewifeymom


Find it hard to believe a mom thinks babies babble like that at 5-6 months old.

That kid is closer to 9/10 months. Probably 10 months since its a boy.

quote:

How exactly would a babbling infant know to say 'mamama' and refer to a mother figure when that doesn't exist in his world?!?!


Kids watch kids shows.

My child's first word/word attempt was puppy (puh-puh-puh) even though a puppy figure didn't physically exist in her world.
Posted by AggieDub14
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Member since Oct 2015
15180 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:44 am to
Milestones happen at different times for everyone.

Your child's first attempt at a word was not puppy. Your child's first phonetic sound was "puh".

"Mah", "dah", and "pah" are typically some of the first sounds babies make. They are the easiest.
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 9:47 am
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28014 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:46 am to
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Milestones happen at different times for everyone.


Stop.

That child isn't 5-6 months old. Not even close.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28014 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:47 am to
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Your child's first attempt at a word was not puppy


She was pointing at the puppy on the TV you dolt.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
15180 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:47 am to
I doubt it's 10. I speak from experience. But my kids are all pretty big. All kids are different.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
15180 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:49 am to
That seems fabricated. Pointing is a later milestone than babbling. But again, every kid is different. So won't go so far as to say you're lying to make a point.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28014 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:53 am to
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That seems fabricated.


You think a 9/10 month old pointing seems fabricated?
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
19425 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:54 am to
You can't say McAnally without anal.
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2888 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:56 am to
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I have more kids than you, would bet on it. That baby does not know what a mom or dad is. You're a troll.


if you really believe that than you don't have kids boy. you're lying.

for the record i'm 64, i'll be married 41 years this june and have two grown kids both college graduates and my first grand child is due in may. that's my real life boy now you share the wealth of experiences you've witnessed in your own real life!

if you have had kids i'm guessing some other dudes raising them.
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