re: Are you tired of hearing about the White House Correspondents Dinner?

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I'm sick in tired of correspondents all together. To quote the great Bobby Knight "We all learn to write by the second grade, most of us move on to bigger things."

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Joe Namath:
Responding to a journalist who asked him if he majored in Basket Weaving at Alabama, "No man, I majored in Journalism, it was easier."

I also remember a story, but cannot find it online, where Coach Bryant was asked to donate $5 for the funeral of a sports writer. He said, "Here's 10. Bury two."

"'We cannot forget about Rachel Maddow, she's the Peter Pan of MSNBC. But instead of never growing up she never gets to the point. Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. You went in for milk but you left with shampoo, candles and the entire history of the Byzantine Empire.'

'What would I do without Megyn Kelly? Probably be more proud of women."

Typically liberal comic move often seen on SNL. Make fun of a liberal over a goofy, light hearted topic while bashing the conservative one much harsher.