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re: Any truth to this French military coup?
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:32 pm to TheFonz
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:32 pm to TheFonz
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In a French civil war, who surrenders?
Be France
Pre-eminent European power for 1400 years.
Merovingian
Carolingian
Charlemagne
100 years war
Napoleon
Win loss ratio in wars sky high
Pants the Germans and make them pay reparations and shatter Prussian Germany
Chuckle while drinking Pinot and eating baguettes
1939
Germans blitzkrieg
Catch France with pants down
Tanks rollling into Paris
Forced to surrender
Your face when 80 years later all anyone remembers is cheese eating surrender monkeys
This post was edited on 12/3/18 at 4:32 pm
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Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:35 pm to DarthRebel
"I surrender!"
"Non, Non! It is I who surrender to you!"
"Non, monsieur! I have surrendered!"
"Non, I surrender to your surrender!"
"Non, Non! It is I who surrender to you!"
"Non, monsieur! I have surrendered!"
"Non, I surrender to your surrender!"
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:37 pm to Volatile
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Charlemagne
His grandfather had the coolest name of all time.
Charles Martel, Charles the Hammer, The Hammer of God.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:48 pm to RightHook
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went absolutely ape shite with the guillotine during their own revolution, overboard really.
Moderation is key when it comes to the guilottine, I always say
Posted on 12/3/18 at 4:58 pm to Big_Slim
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Moderation is key when it comes to the guilottine, I always say
Definitely not something to lose your head over.
Posted on 12/3/18 at 5:04 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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On one occasion in 1941 Churchill spoke to him on the telephone. De Gaulle said that the French people thought he was a reincarnation of Joan of Arc, to which Churchill replied that the English had had to burn the last one.[121]
Churchill was tGOAT. A lot like Trump in many ways
Posted on 12/3/18 at 5:33 pm to Volatile
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80 years later all anyone remembers is cheese eating surrender monkeys
It’s just soooo much more fun giving them shite for wwii. I mean, who really wants to admit that the fricking French saved Europe from the Islamic horde?
Posted on 12/3/18 at 6:25 pm to Volatile
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Posted on 12/3/18 at 6:30 pm to Volatile
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Catch France with pants down
France declared war on Germany in September 1939, and it took Germany 46 damn days to roll over France, starting in May, 1940. France had their pants down alright, but they spent 7-8 months pulling them down themselves. France was a disgrace in WWII.
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