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re: AMA: I am a citizen of Greenland. Many of you will come.

Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:55 pm to
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86175 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:55 pm to
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Fresh Greenland shark meat, which is highly toxic due to urea and ammonia, causing intoxication or even death is a local fancy not to be missed.


It is good to pair this with a glass of ice. And for desert I offer Moose Mousse.on special occasion.
This post was edited on 1/6/26 at 9:58 pm
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76528 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:59 pm to
Kusse or utsuk? When its so cold does it matter?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86175 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:02 pm to
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Kusse or utsuk? When its so cold does it matter?


Kusse. We work hard to ensure we are not be an inclusive and respectful society, as our grandfathers and grandfathers before them.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86175 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:35 pm to
I must sleep.
But I leave facts of bigly:

National Language: Greenlish.
National Tree: Melted
Currency: Frozen Krokogofoldnordverkblat.
National Motto: It's not cold, you're just weak.
National Flower: Dyed ice cube,
National Anthem: We melt for No one.
Time Zone: Cold.
Sexy talk: Tonight we will watching the aurora borealis argue with the moon..
National Sport: Competitive Hibernation.
National Pastime: Ice Watching
National Festival: We Swear It's Summer Parade each July.
National greeting: The beady eyed Squint.




Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
12713 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:39 pm to
There is a woman behind every tree.
Posted by John somers
Los Proxima
Member since Oct 2024
1633 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:01 am to
OK that was funny.

Greenland is ours, tho
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29636 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 5:36 am to
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the Bearded


Up or downstairs ?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71103 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 6:00 am to
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We measure in cubic blocks of ice. About 350.




That is the correct answer



Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30267 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:23 am to
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Over here we have Eskimo pussy.

I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
13872 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:09 am to
I'd move there. A huge island full of peaceful, polite white people and snow so I can ski? I'm in.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:44 am to
That’s what they’re afraid of…
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6954 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:59 am to
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Morgeet the Bearded
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