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re: Alllstate commercials - white male idiots.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:11 pm to scottiemac
Posted on 10/12/25 at 8:11 pm to scottiemac
I'm just glad that Jake from State Farm got off the graveyard shift and out of the small dark office cubicle, ditched the khakis, got on Ozympic, lost 100 pounds, got in the tanning bed, became cool, wears quarter zips, has friends like Pat Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and Derrick Henry..
He even scored his basset hound a SAG card.
He even scored his basset hound a SAG card.
This post was edited on 10/12/25 at 8:12 pm
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Posted on 10/12/25 at 10:02 pm to scottiemac
The Texas dude had his hat on backwards. That in and of itself lowers the IQ by 50 points for anyone that is not a catcher or welder.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:05 am to scottiemac
Stupid, cartoonish white guy almost too dumb to even talk to the regal black couple leaving an upscale metropolitan event.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:09 am to prplngldtigr
If only their parents would raise them to think this way instead of an insurance commercial… in this hypothetical situation, of course.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:22 am to scottiemac
Commercials rarely feature any white males these days, so when they do include them they are the dummies.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:30 am to Powerman
If you watch enough SEC football games on TV then you WILL see an Allstate commercial.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:38 am to Powerman
quote:
I must have missed these
How much TV do y'all watch?
I would say you are exactly who they are trying to portray, but these guys are straight white men.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:58 am to scottiemac
Yup. I seent it too. 
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