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A hacker group announced We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 m

Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:28 pm
Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
12718 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:28 pm
Impressive!
quote:

Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159737 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:30 pm to
I see a Michael Bay film in our future
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
15461 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:30 pm to
Ban for spreading hoaxes

C'mon, for fricks sake.
Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
12718 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:37 pm to
quote:


Ban for spreading hoaxes

C'mon, for fricks sake.


Is it? I'd like to know since no "Major news outlets" covered it.

quote:



Verification of the Claim

No Credible Evidence: There are no credible reports or official statements confirming that such an incident occurred.

Lack of Media Coverage: Major news outlets have not reported on this alleged hack, which raises doubts about its authenticity.

Response from Elon Musk: Allegedly, Musk responded to the hackers, but this exchange has not been substantiated by any credible sources.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4698 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:38 pm to
It’s BoarEd, I mean AlterEd, no wait Alisa.

He believes anything on the internet.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4698 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:39 pm to
The liberty report has 442 followers. lol
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76760 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:44 pm to
That's not even good fiction.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31417 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:45 pm to
quote:


Ban for spreading hoaxes

C'mon, for fricks sake.


While I do love a good troll it is unlikely he would do that since it becomes a public challenge just begging to be met. It is unlikely he would be arrogant enough to play around with a $100+ billion dollar asset. This is part of the reason why you rarely hear about ransomware attacks unless they are bound to disclose a data breach.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
62066 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:45 pm to
You are a special kind of stupid.
Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
12718 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:47 pm to
quote:


The liberty report has 442 followers. lo

I could still see it happening with Elon but...

Per GROK: • The story is a longstanding viral hoax with no supporting evidence, no actual Starlink outage, and no such Musk response or technology; it has been repeatedly debunked by fact-checkers since at least August 2026.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76760 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

The liberty report has 442 followers. lol

And joined this month.

Follow that account and see what it starts trying to sell in the next few months. There are a bunch of accounts like that set up to push some hustle or scheme/scam. They'll build a decent following and then pin a post to their feed pushing whatever they're trying to sell. Several of those scam accounts have made it here, posted as legit "news" sources.
This post was edited on 9/25/26 at 7:49 pm
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4698 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:51 pm to
You’re the OP and debunking your own shite?

Did you forget to switch accounts?

Clown
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76760 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

You’re the OP and debunking your own shite?


It is probably one of Ailsa's Xwitter accounts in the OP.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29349 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 8:14 pm to
That is hysterical.

Edit: Too bad it’s fake. Very entertaining anyway.
This post was edited on 9/25/26 at 8:16 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
99600 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Lack of Media Coverage: Major news outlets have not reported on this alleged hack, which raises doubts about its authenticity.


This is the metric to determine false or not?

lulz
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
17765 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

substantiated by any credible sources.


AI doesn't use credible sources.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
13235 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

Ailsa


You distracted some of the usual suspects by posting something they just HAD to reply about.

Great work!
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8730 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 9:02 pm to
Nobody at my house went berserk today about losing internet. Definitely a hoax.
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