You know when I think about Auburn the thing that sticks out in my mind it's cigars. I was there on the cigars were on the field. I was there when Heath Evans cousin threaten my life because I was laughing at Evans being fat and be a bad blocker during the game.

I didn't get in a fight at that but I wanted to fight figures Tommy Tubberville. Do you know what I feel bad for the auburn fans because they fired Tommy Tubberville. He seemed like he was okay except that he let his team smoke cigars in Tiger Stadium field. I was really upset that day. Do you know what I also remember when we beat Auburn and someone burned down there Fieldhouse. It seems Auburn is always getting stuff destroyed.

I was there back in 2001 when we won and we won the SEC because we beat them in that game that was delayed because of September 11 terrorist attacks. Did they ever catch all those attackers? I was a really sad day for America and I remember when the French paper said we are all Americans. But I think some people say that Pres. Bush took advantage of that. But now the rest of the world says we are not all Americans. But let's be honest we were never all Americans. That's whyThe guy down the street who does all kinds of odd jobs and is here illegally doesn't have a passport. I mean he really doesn't have an American passport and he really is not American. The game was glorious. I'm not even upset that our coach then was Nick Sabin. Because the real winners in that game where the players. And then we went on to be who was it Illinois in the sugar bowl. I don't remember that was sleeting that night. It's really scary driving back. That was a fun night.

And who could forget that came after Hurricane Katrina yeah you remember that at season right with the hurricanes. Less miles brought us there. And there we were playing Auburn. I was sitting in a house that had mold throughout. It was good. And there was a TV. We are watching LSU. And I remember LSU winning in the last seconds. I think it was that guy bird.he caught a pass and he look like a bird flying his wings through the end zone but he was on the Raymbault catching footballs with antlers on his head and cleats for teeth. I remember he was on Twitter and said not good things.

The most annoying part about that game was all the ESPN people saying that we had no time left only through the pass. But even if our water Sever I dropped the ball with Butterfingers you know what would've happened we would've had time for another play we could've kicked a field goal to tie it. Plus miles that's when he got his name was Stickles. I don't like to talk about a man's to Natalia. But I will say this. Smiles is the greatest coach with overhead. He's the greatest coach in LSU history. And he's the greatest Coach LSU will ever have.

I think I'm going to name my kids less. Less one. Bus too. The story.

I really don't hate Auburn is much as I hate less about Nick Sabin. He's an evil man but with no soul. My only critique of West miles is that he drives a big SUV and uses a lot of gas. But he might have one of those eco-boost engine so it's okay. But whom I to judge? If I had the money I would buy an oil rig and an oil tanker and drive it through the Suez Canal. I've never been to the North Sea but I would like to go

Last year we demolished Auburn on our turf. At the time we thought it was in a very big win because Auburn it was not thought to be very good. I mean really we could've won that game 80 to 0. It was that bad for Auburn. And who could forget 2003? We demolish that Auburn team we could've won that game 80 to 0. And it really annoyed me when the USC fans use their opening game winagainst Auburn on the road as their justification for being better than LSU. I will shoot controlled the entire game against Auburn. But against USC Auburn could've one in the fourth quarter. No way no way.

But like I was saying last year it didn't become apparent until the end of the season that Auburn was good. They got that they play against Alabamaand that bonehead Nick Sabin who loses all sorts of games in the last second play. Say what you will about Les Miles but how many games has he lost on the last play of the game? Seems he wins most of his games in the last play of the game. But Nick Sabin? Let's count them UAB. Iowa. Louisiana Munro also known as University of Louisiana. And then Auburn.les Miles wins on the last play remember Tennessee 13 players 14 players on the field. Auburn. We win all of them USC. Florida. Les Miles wins the close games. Nick Sabin crushes on the under the pressure because he has no soul it's a bad diet and he's a mean person.

So I'm gonna say LSU beats Auburn this weekend 45 to 37. And LSU will win because Les Miles is the greatest coach in America.