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Deer Hunting (Update on pg 10)
Posted on 9/29/10 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 9/29/10 at 9:54 pm
I need some help. I lied and told a guy at work that I love to deer hunt and he invited me to go with him. I've never been before. Walk me through what to if i shoot one.
This post was edited on 11/20/10 at 1:27 pm
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Posted on 9/29/10 at 9:56 pm to MikeJackon428
aim above its front leg, pull the trigger
Posted on 9/29/10 at 9:57 pm to Hermit Crab
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aim above its front leg, pull the trigger
Then what? I need detailed step by step directions.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:07 pm to MikeJackon428
ah, like cleaning it for the meat and such?
probably a video on youtube to teach you. Or just ask the guy to show you and tell him that you are relatively new to the sport
probably a video on youtube to teach you. Or just ask the guy to show you and tell him that you are relatively new to the sport
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:08 pm to MikeJackon428
if the guy is smart an by smart I mean he has eyes then he will see right through your lie as soon as you step out of the truck.
Come clean to the guy and chances are you BOTH with have an amazing time possibly getting your first deer/ helping someone get their first deer.
Come clean to the guy and chances are you BOTH with have an amazing time possibly getting your first deer/ helping someone get their first deer.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:09 pm to MikeJackon428
You could tell him you love it, but have never killed anything.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:10 pm to Purple Spoon
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Come clean to the guy
I can't do that. I've told way too many lies. He thinks I've been hunting for like 20 years.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:12 pm to MikeJackon428
I went and got a Remington .270 and some camo yesterday. I've got about a month to learn everything a seasoned hunter should know.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:12 pm to MikeJackon428
It will be obvious no matter how many youtube vids you watch. Specially if you kill a doe or small buck and scream like a woman 
Try to have a good time but 20 years of experience in the outdoors is not something you can fake.
Try to have a good time but 20 years of experience in the outdoors is not something you can fake.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:16 pm to MikeJackon428
You're fricked.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:19 pm to MikeJackon428
Aim at the big portion of his neck. If you miss, you tried to make a quick kill(scope must be off). 
If you hit it, he will pile up, right there(no tracking). Give it to your friend saying, "man, my freezer is full of meat, you can have it", so he won't see you attempt to clean it, or gut it. Thank him, and say "we'll do it again soon" and leave the country,please!
If you hit it, he will pile up, right there(no tracking). Give it to your friend saying, "man, my freezer is full of meat, you can have it", so he won't see you attempt to clean it, or gut it. Thank him, and say "we'll do it again soon" and leave the country,please!Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:19 pm to SCUBABlake
here's how i hope it goes down; tell me if this is how it's done:
-kill a deer
-go find it and tag it (how do you tag it?)
-drag it by it's hind feet back to my truck/drive truck to it
-pick it up into the back of my truck (is this easy? my truck is high)
-drive back to my house and get my brother-in-law to show me how to clean it
-kill a deer
-go find it and tag it (how do you tag it?)
-drag it by it's hind feet back to my truck/drive truck to it
-pick it up into the back of my truck (is this easy? my truck is high)
-drive back to my house and get my brother-in-law to show me how to clean it
This post was edited on 9/29/10 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:28 pm to MikeJackon428
I would put "see a deer" before killing and tagging.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:29 pm to MikeJackon428
If thats the extent of your interaction you might get a pass. However, in my personal circles, if a deer is killed, all parties directly involved in the hunt help with the clean up(one of the best parts IMO). He might insist on helping.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:35 pm to MikeJackon428
he probably already knows that you have been lying to him and wants a good laugh watching you fake it. 
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:46 pm to Hired Gun
Lets be honest. Deer hunting, rifle shooting, and skinning a deer is not applied Physics, but I personally can tell within 20 min of talking to someone if they are truly a seasoned hunter or a hot air bag. The problem I see here is, if someone pulled that shite on me and I found out, I would be hard pressed not to pound your nose. Where as if that same person came clean, I would be more than happy to help you get your first deer and teach you a couple of things.
Your call bro.
Your call bro.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:54 pm to Purple Spoon
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Lets be honest. Deer hunting, rifle shooting, and skinning a deer is not applied Physics, but I personally can tell within 20 min of talking to someone if they are truly a seasoned hunter or a hot air bag. The problem I see here is, if someone pulled that shite on me and I found out, I would be hard pressed not to pound your nose. Where as if that same person came clean, I would be more than happy to help you get your first deer and teach you a couple of things.
Your call bro.
THis. He has to know you are full of shite.
You can't fake deer hunting or hunting experience in general. What kind of lies have you told him?
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:58 pm to JasonL79
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What kind of lies have you told him?
You didnt go thirty point buck on him did you?
Tell me you didnt go thirty pointer.
BTW, for future lying reference, anything that involves a spear or jumping is instant bullshite.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 10:59 pm to MikeJackon428
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I can't do that. I've told way too many lies. He thinks I've been hunting for like 20 years.
Posted on 9/29/10 at 11:00 pm to MikeJackon428
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-kill a deer
-go find it and tag it (how do you tag it?)
-drag it by it's hind feet back to my truck/drive truck to it
-pick it up into the back of my truck (is this easy? my truck is high)
-drive back to my house and get my brother-in-law to show me how to clean it
that is where i lost it
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