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re: What's the nautical version of the "mile high club" called?
Posted on 4/21/12 at 2:38 am to RBWilliams8
Posted on 4/21/12 at 2:38 am to RBWilliams8
A quick story from the Oauchita River sand bar formally known as Long John.
This was back when things were a little less cumbersome for myself and the ones I ran around with. In other words I hadn't found my path in life and wouldn't think twice about doing stupid shite almoast every weekend.
On a vodka and blow fueled bender I found myself getting freaky with a lovely lady from the area known as Swartz. We were going at it like two rats in a wool sock when I stopped and ask "is it in there?" to which her reply was "no, its in the sand." I told her to put it where it was supposed to be and we carried on for a few more minutes before I stopped again. After stopping again I asked"is it in there?" and she replied "oh yeah, its definitely in there." For some reason unknown to me I immediately told her to put it back in the sand. She was not very happy with my prefference and the deed was not finished but a good story came out of it nontheless.
This was back when things were a little less cumbersome for myself and the ones I ran around with. In other words I hadn't found my path in life and wouldn't think twice about doing stupid shite almoast every weekend.
On a vodka and blow fueled bender I found myself getting freaky with a lovely lady from the area known as Swartz. We were going at it like two rats in a wool sock when I stopped and ask "is it in there?" to which her reply was "no, its in the sand." I told her to put it where it was supposed to be and we carried on for a few more minutes before I stopped again. After stopping again I asked"is it in there?" and she replied "oh yeah, its definitely in there." For some reason unknown to me I immediately told her to put it back in the sand. She was not very happy with my prefference and the deed was not finished but a good story came out of it nontheless.
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Posted on 4/21/12 at 2:53 am to Choirboy
Posted on 4/21/12 at 2:59 am to RBWilliams8
Does a jet ski count? 
Posted on 4/21/12 at 5:45 am to Rox
quote:
Does a jet ski count?
Yes.
Posted on 4/21/12 at 7:30 am to BarDTiger81
Fresh...yes, in river, lake, bayou and impoundments.
Duck blind in marsh, pit and tree blind
Salt...only once out in green canyon, late one night. On the coffin box...that thing is made for screwing, the saltwater guys know what they are doing.
Duck blind in marsh, pit and tree blind
Salt...only once out in green canyon, late one night. On the coffin box...that thing is made for screwing, the saltwater guys know what they are doing.
Posted on 4/21/12 at 9:35 am to tigerfoot
Does an innertube floating down the lazyriver at Watertown count? If so, HELLZ YEA!
Posted on 4/21/12 at 9:44 am to BayouBandit24
quote:
caney lake
In Minden?
Posted on 4/21/12 at 10:31 am to RBWilliams8
Many times on the deck of my bass boat in bayou sale in the back of a canal. My wife makes me all hot and bothered while she is in a bikini.
Posted on 4/21/12 at 11:43 am to BarDTiger81
quote:Okay. I'm in. Fresh water. I was young and the guy I was dating was a smooth operator.
Yes
Posted on 4/21/12 at 11:49 am to Rox
Only once? Come on now you need to do better than that.
Posted on 4/21/12 at 11:50 am to BarDTiger81
I can't go spewing all of my secrets on the internet.
Posted on 4/21/12 at 11:56 am to Rox
We are all friends here dear.
Posted on 4/21/12 at 7:54 pm to Choirboy
quote:
On a vodka and blow fueled bender I found myself getting freaky with a lovely lady from the area known as Swartz. We were going at it like two rats in a wool sock when I stopped and ask "is it in there?" to which her reply was "no, its in the sand." I told her to put it where it was supposed to be and we carried on for a few more minutes before I stopped again. After stopping again I asked"is it in there?" and she replied "oh yeah, its definitely in there." For some reason unknown to me I immediately told her to put it back in the sand. She was not very happy with my prefference and the deed was not finished but a good story came out of it nontheless.
Posted on 4/21/12 at 11:15 pm to 7thWardTiger
Yes
And:
Mine didn't ever go in the sand, but you weren't the first one there or in the water
And:
quote:
A quick story from the Oauchita River sand bar formally known as Long John.
Mine didn't ever go in the sand, but you weren't the first one there or in the water
Posted on 4/22/12 at 9:05 am to Choirboy
quote:
On a vodka and blow fueled bender I found myself getting freaky with a lovely lady from the area known as Swartz. We were going at it like two rats in a wool sock when I stopped and ask "is it in there?" to which her reply was "no, its in the sand." I told her to put it where it was supposed to be and we carried on for a few more minutes before I stopped again. After stopping again I asked"is it in there?" and she replied "oh yeah, its definitely in there." For some reason unknown to me I immediately told her to put it back in the sand. She was not very happy with my prefference and the deed was not finished but a good story came out of it nontheless.
thats good shite right there
Posted on 4/22/12 at 9:50 am to RBWilliams8
Okatoma creek sand bar on a canoe trip in the early 80s.
Posted on 4/22/12 at 10:06 am to bpinson
Toldeo, pontoon boat.
marsh, beej...when its cold as a witches tit outside it makes it so much more enjoyable...guess thats why the walk-in beer cooler was/will always be my favorite place
marsh, beej...when its cold as a witches tit outside it makes it so much more enjoyable...guess thats why the walk-in beer cooler was/will always be my favorite place
Posted on 4/22/12 at 10:13 am to Choirboy
quote:
Told her to put it back in the sand
Posted on 4/22/12 at 11:48 am to RBWilliams8
Cruise Ship...with some random 
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