what kind of animals have ya'll killed with your vehicles?

I hate it when I unfortunately hit something but the list is as such:

Some squirrels
Possums
Maybe a couple raccoons
And the kicker.....


A bull.

Yes, I'm serious. Not a full grown one, close to full grown size but definitely not a calf.

I was driving down 397 (just east of the pontoon bridge in Grand Lake, near Big Lake) and some guy's walked out of their pasture when the dinky fence fell over after some big rain.

It was night time, he was a black bull and was standing right in the middle of the road, facing me, not lengthwise across the road.

I didn't see anything on the road, looked in my rear view mirror, looked back and I see a bull looking at me. The owners got penalized because it's a state highway and livestock, at least in that area, have to be contained. That's what the sheriff deputy said.

Dogs, cats, rabbits, armadillos, opossums, racoons

OH this one is gonna be good.

A couple of armadillos, one rabbit (that I actually picked up and kept...only crushed the head), a few doves that never made it out of ground effect and got clipped.

Now for the unusual: An owl. Coming home LATE one night from an all night Electrical Engineering lab...it flew into the door of my Ford Ranger. It was like 2am...and I was on Hwy 27 South of Sulphur...so I stopped trying to figure out what in the hell hit my truck...backed up and it was flipping out on the road. Little bitty owl...about the size of a coke can.

But that's nothing. Not me..but my Mom. She was driving home one night from work and what comes out of the ditch but a freaking HORSE...full grown. She's in my Dad's F250 Diesel..clips the horse...spins him around...and he lands back in the ditch. She calls the police and a State Trooper shows up. The owner claimed it was an "Act of God"...the LSP politely tells him..nope...it's an act of negligence as his fence was poorly maintained. LSP had to put the animal down. Owner was issued a loose stock ticket and his home-owners paid to fix dad's truck. Freaking horse put his hoof thru the hood.

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that had to have totaled your car huh?

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I thought it did. The sound was so freaking loud. The air bags went off, I pulled off to the side of the road, literally crawled out of the car.

When I stopped coughing, from all the air bag dust, I got up and looked at the front of my car. It busted out the left headlight and cracked the hood a little. I was stunned. I could still drive it. I drove it home, which was literally about 100 yards from where this happened. I could see my house.

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oh and thanks for the invite, assholes

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Good times

The usual dogs, cats, squirrels, wabbits, deer, dillos, feathered friends and tons of Rams, (Dodge)

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profiling is wrong

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but it feels so right

i was quoting Ron White

it just so happened that they were stopping every bicycle traveling down that particular side walk.

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doing 65 on the basin bridge

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speeder