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re: Taking a shite in the woods
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:18 am to Bama and Beer
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:18 am to Bama and Beer
quote:ever climb back up the tree and get a whiff of a smell sometimes, when the wind is blowing just right? Get back to the camp and notice "something" on the back of your coveralls, right under the collar...
and propped my arse on the side of the climber.
I don't wear coveralls any more...
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Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:18 am to 4X4DEMON
quote:
then looked up at the sapling in front of me and there was damn snake coiled in the branches just watching me
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:19 am to The Mick
Find a 6"-12" dia tree. Place feet on either side of the tree at the bottom. Place you arms straight out and enter lock your fingers behind the tree. Lean out away from the tree, bending slightly at the knee to ensure maximum buttock to feet distance. Let loose the Cosby kids. Remove underwear with Old Timer and wipe.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:20 am to LSUballs
quote:I carry TP with me on all hunts and have a roll in a zip-lock under the driver's seat of my Skeeter.
Remove underwear with Old Timer and wipe.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:23 am to LSUballs
quote:Draws cost too much, balls!! I've come back to the camp "sockless", many, many times..
Remove underwear with Old Timer and wipe.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:24 am to LSUballs
quote:
Remove underwear with Old Timer and wipe.
I only did this once and started carrying TP in my bag. I was frog giggin on clear lake, (Idk what it is about water that makes me shite) got up on the bank in kinda grassy area using the squat method, realized I didnt have tp so had to sacrafice my boxers.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:25 am to Ole Geauxt
quote:
Draws cost too much, balls!! I've come back to the camp "sockless", many, many times..
My dad says this is the best choice because you can spin the sock on your hand to maximize wiping potential
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:27 am to Ole Geauxt
quote:
Draws cost too much, balls!! I've come back to the camp "sockless", many, many times..
After a long night of deer chili and Old Charter I've came back sockless and drawless.Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:27 am to AlxTgr
I'll forget my bullets before I forget the TP
For your entertainment, this is what a burning shithouse looks like
For your entertainment, this is what a burning shithouse looks like
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:30 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Nice.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:37 am to Bama and Beer
I like this thread. Anybody on here ever got in enough of a bind to resort to palmettos?
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:38 am to LSUballs
quote:putt'n them LaCrosses back on sockless fairly early in the morning is pretty easy.... BUT, back at the camp, gett'n em off of sweaty feet is another matter.. That's a 3 man and 1 boat winch job... Hell, it might be cheaper to just go ahead, slit ya draws into 4 or 5 nice wiping pieces,, and not use the socks...Cause, I've had to cut my LaCrosses off before...
sockless and drawless.
This was pre-Muck, of course.. 
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:38 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
What I'm guessing happened is somebody lite a cig with an overwhelming saturation of methane gas?
It's pretty though
It's pretty though
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:40 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Magnolia leaves FTMFW.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:41 am to 4X4DEMON
quote:What i'm guessing is a bunch of drunk mofos said, "Hey, the shitter is stank'n, let's burn the sumbitch...
What I'm guessing happened is somebody lite a cig with an overwhelming saturation of methane gas?
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:43 am to 4X4DEMON
quote:
4X4DEMON
Too many bud lights were consumed that night. It was kinda like burning a monument. That outhouse hath seen many a turd since the 50's, only to be destroyed by a few logs and a gatoraide bottle full of diesel
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:43 am to The Mick
quote:
squatter
thats me.
and always carry TP in my bag. I lost too many socks and t-shirt sleaves. now I never forget it.
This post was edited on 4/20/11 at 8:45 am
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:44 am to Ole Geauxt
quote:
Ole Geauxt
It went something like that
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:59 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:oh well, we've all been involved in those "barley brain fart" decisions before...
It went something like that
We had a pretty badass 60 something model vw bug, that was hot rodded up and had tractor tires on it for a few years (used to go pick up deer, etc., before 3 wheelers).. Half of us didn't hunt that afternoon and decided to get a jump on celebrating New Year, the other half had hunted and were only semi-drunk.. Our half, "the celebrators", bet that our VW could swim the Ms. river. The other half,(semi-drunk, only) bet that it wouldn't.. It was amazing how many bubbles that bug made as it was sinking to the bottom of the river...
Posted on 4/20/11 at 9:04 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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DownshiftAndFloorIt
Dammit man! B&B will now have to relive the pain of losing his outhouse.
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