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Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:02 pm to Bleeding purple
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Punted my best friends mutt when it climbed on the cleaning table as we went to go get baggies and ate all the crappie fillets we had just cleaned.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:10 pm to thedice20
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SUBHUMAN WHALE BITCH
That's good. I'm going to have to start using that more often
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:15 pm to DeepSouthSportsman
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If you makes you feel any better jimjackandjose didn't net a 7lber for me. I don't have your type of anger issues though. Ive done some pretty stupid shite outdoors. Don't have time type right now.
We have been through this many times... I cant net a fish 10 yards away from the boat. Fish came out the water and threw the bait.
From the fishing partner thread "Quit setting the hook like a pussy"
Other stupid shite DSS has done,
- Took a trot line hook through the ear.
- Shot me in the arse with a pellet gun while chasing a rabbit
- Threw his bait into a wasp net and forced us to bale out.
- Blew a wounded turkeys head clean off at point blank range with 3.5 inch shells. Good turkey/turrible hoist pics with no head.
- Forgot to tell me that we were "turkey hunting together" when he went to PCB one week. Got my arse chewed out by one pissed off Papa DSS.
Good times. I'd never let my kids do half the stupid shite we have done. Wakeboarding in the ditch behind a 4wheeler being 1.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:18 pm to TulaneUVA
I shot this guy's decoys after I told him not to put it them out. He was a guest of a member of our club, and acted like he owned the place. He bought some decoys that he wanted to use but he had to leave after the hunt, and I was going to put mine out the night before. Wehn he heard me say I was giong to put mine out, which I do and leave them for the whole year, he raced to his truck, got his decoys then hauled arse to the hole to put his decoys out. This dude is not even a member, and has always tagged along. Well anyway I blew his decoys to hell (brand new drakes right out the box) with shells I took out of his bag. Why he didn't whip my arse I will never know.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:30 pm to jimjackandjose
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10 yards
someone needs a tape measure.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 1:46 pm to DeepSouthSportsman
get off of TD and answer your phone. Got important duck hunting shite to discuss
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:02 pm to jimjackandjose
I had a new guy in the duck blind with me two years ago. I was at the time still pretty new to duck hunting. I had practiced calling and had reached out to the OB on how to set my decoys. I had set up a single GW teal decoy on a jerk cord on the edge of my spread.
Despite my unproven skills, I was able to hail call in a foursome of mallards and then with minimal calling and patience had worked them down. After 4 passes they were starting to look pretty skeptical so I gave the jerk cord a little motion and here they came on the glide path from my left.
The new guy sitting on my left then abruptly stands up and blows the hell out of my decoy!
Mallards flair never to be seen again and decoy sinks while the guy celebrates with a nice loud "Got him!"
So having a knowledge of the lake bottom where we were hunting and being a foot taller than he was I sent him to get specific decoys and enjoyed watching his waders fill with 37 degree water.
Despite my unproven skills, I was able to hail call in a foursome of mallards and then with minimal calling and patience had worked them down. After 4 passes they were starting to look pretty skeptical so I gave the jerk cord a little motion and here they came on the glide path from my left.
The new guy sitting on my left then abruptly stands up and blows the hell out of my decoy!
Mallards flair never to be seen again and decoy sinks while the guy celebrates with a nice loud "Got him!"
So having a knowledge of the lake bottom where we were hunting and being a foot taller than he was I sent him to get specific decoys and enjoyed watching his waders fill with 37 degree water.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:02 pm to Child of the Missip
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I'm not really trying to criticize but your story makes me think your a pretty selfish and self absorbed person.
No, i am actually quite the opposite.
There were alot of things going against me in that season of my life.
I have never come close to acting that way again.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:10 pm to AngryBeavers
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You have issues...
Thanks for judging me. I have long been forgiven for this tirade .
p.s. strong username to content ratio in this thread.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:39 pm to thedice20
Almost shot a dog for coming and barking under my stand 30 minutes into the hunt after I walker up on a doe chilling under it. (Waited 10-15 mins for her to leave before I got in the stand)
Posted on 5/23/13 at 2:43 pm to RBWilliams8
Also, when we had a camp at false river, I was like 13 and cut all kinda of tubes and lines (to pull tubes) and stuff bc people a few cabins down kept riding in a no wake zone and fricking up my fish.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 5:15 pm to RBWilliams8
near bonaventures landing?
Posted on 5/23/13 at 5:23 pm to Bleeding purple
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near bonaventures landing?
oops.....
Posted on 5/23/13 at 5:26 pm to thedice20
Bought a new $100 rig on vacation in Treasure Island Fl.... got bored cause fish weren't biting... sat rod down for one minute to get a cold one and... yep... saw new rig fly 50' in the air before it went under.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 6:00 pm to jimjackandjose
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Shot me in the arse with a pellet gun while chasing a rabbit - Threw his bait into a wasp net and forced us to bale out. - Blew a wounded turkeys head clean off at point blank range with 3.5 inch shells. Good turkey/turrible hoist pics with no head. - Forgot to tell me that we were "turkey hunting together" when he went to PCB one week. Got my arse chewed out by one pissed off Papa DSS.
I STARTED LAUGHING AT THE PELLET GUN PART AND COULDN'T STOP!! LOL
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