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Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:45 pm to KingRanch
Speaking of fatties........there is a show on tv and this MFer weighs 900lbs......... 
He hasn't banged his wife in 6yrs he's so fat.
He hasn't banged his wife in 6yrs he's so fat.
This post was edited on 5/23/13 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:46 pm to CBLSU316
Euthanize that fricker
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:46 pm to Soul Gleaux
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I've been fighting a herniated L5-S1 since I was 20. Cocksucker is finally starting to get to the point where it is somewhat debilitating (as in I cant go do shite as if I were in my teens anymore). Still coping with the fact that I may need to go ahead and get under the knife.
I messed around with herniated discs for about 10 years then woke up one morning in 2010 with foot drop. I had surgery to try and fix it but that didn't work and now I've got permanent foot drop but most people can't even notice it unless they look for it.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:46 pm to Soul Gleaux
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I've been fighting a herniated L5-S1 since I was 20. Cocksucker is finally starting to get to the point where it is somewhat debilitating (as in I cant go do shite as if I were in my teens anymore). Still coping with the fact that I may need to go ahead and get under the knife.
Between football and fighting and just general dumbassery I've accumulated a pretty good list of injuries. Severely degenerated C6 disc in my neck. Arthritis in both AC jt's from separated shoulders. Non-union fracture of my 5th metatarsal. Torn meniscus left knee. Dislocated most every finger on my right hand several times and left thumb once.
That's a few.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:46 pm to DrTyger
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That's a good woman.
:kige:
She is much more than I deserve.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:47 pm to El Josey Wales
Doughnuts that is great for weight gain
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:47 pm to Cracker
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No pt
yeah did that shite about 5 years ago. shite is expensive and I can stretch out my own hammies but thats not the problem they just couldn't figure it out so that was there solution to the problem.
guess they thought I was looking for some drugs to take but I only take drugs when I have a kidney stone and now for my back but ultram aint shite but it works.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:47 pm to El Josey Wales
Nw I'm gonna look for it at the next OBGT.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:48 pm to SmackoverHawg
I'm watching Law and Order and one of the people on there they were talking to just said they were catching up on Duck Dynasty last night.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:48 pm to El Josey Wales
I am missing knuckles in my fingers? Anybody got a fix for that?
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:48 pm to CBLSU316
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Speaking of fatties........there is a show on tv and this MFer weighs 900lbs......... He hasn't banged his wife in 6yrs he's so fat.
I have one that's so fat, he can't get his dick out to pee. He has to sit and just let it run out. You know it's time to go on a diet when your gut eats your dick.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:49 pm to DrTyger
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next OBGT.
i got to get in shape before I make one.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:49 pm to bulldog95
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they finally decided it was hamstrings so tight it was causing me lower back pain. they have me on ultram 1-4 pills a day PRN
Ive been dealing with lower back pain for 20yrs and 10 Drs later and almost 20yrs of presc meds I find out that its my hammys.
I could kill me some docs.
went to phy ther for 2wks and no more back pain
now the fun starts...
trying to get of pain meds ive taken for 20yrs is going to suck.
But thank God my back doesnt hurt
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:49 pm to CBLSU316
speaking of weight, i stepped on the scale the other day at work and realized i somehow lost 7 pounds
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:50 pm to Choirboy
Like...amputated fingers?
I don't follow.
I work for hand surgeons btw
I don't follow.
I work for hand surgeons btw
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:50 pm to SmackoverHawg
There isn't any sense in someone being that fat.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:50 pm to DrTyger
I'm quite gimped up for a 34 yr old. It's been a rough couple years.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:51 pm to Boats n Hose
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Like...amputated fingers
Nope! Just born without the middle knuckle in eac finger. Thumbs are normal I guess.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:51 pm to greasemonkey
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Ive been dealing with lower back pain for 20yrs and 10 Drs later and almost 20yrs of presc meds I find out that its my hammys. I could kill me some docs.
Hell. I tell everyone with back problems to stretch, but most never do. They aren't willing to put in a little work. They just want a pill or a shot and go on.
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