Started By
Message

re: Monday Cookin and Drinkin Thread Shake the Haters Edition

Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

I've paid more than $3.5 million in income tax the past 10 yrs.


I don't even wanna know what I've paid, but I bet it's well over 50% of my income.

quote:

Maybe I should quit drinking and go to bed before I get really pissed.




It started the night full.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:32 pm to
Might as well kill it doc, you've made it that far.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31663 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

It started the night full.

Hey!!! That's what I've been on since about ten.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:33 pm to
Kind of what I'm thinking.

If I get drunk enough maybe ya'll will see "more" of nursetyger.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:34 pm to


Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31663 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

Kind of what I'm thinking.

If I get drunk enough maybe ya'll will see "more" of nursetyger.






F$%k it. They'll find a way to tax that too, but that's a tax I'd be willing to pay. She's got a damn fine body from what I've seen.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:38 pm to
Yes, yes she does. I may or may not have seen some scandalous photos of her, and let me tell you, clothes don't do that body justice.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31663 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:40 pm to
quote:

Yes, yes she does. I may or may not have seen some scandalous photos of her, and let me tell you, clothes don't do that body justice.

I'll have to dig up some old pics of the wife before the kids. She's still good lookin' but she used to get frequent comparisons to Christie Brinkley and Kim Basinger.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:42 pm to
Nothin wrong with that compadre.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

let me tell you, clothes don't do that body justice.


I got to enjoy that image last night in Lake Chuck.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:45 pm to
Congrats on the secks.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:45 pm to
I knew you were gonna say that.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:49 pm to
She was probably going poops and didn't want her clothes to smell
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:50 pm to
Wait your clothes can smell after a mega dump? I guess you do learn something new everyday.
This post was edited on 4/15/13 at 11:51 pm
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:53 pm to
The only reason she would do that is if I were about to PIIHB.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31663 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

The only reason she would do that is if I were about to PIIHB.

You don't like that turd tickin' your tip?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:57 pm to
That shits nasty
quote:

JAB
I have a buddy that gets completely naked every time he shits
This post was edited on 4/15/13 at 11:58 pm
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:58 pm to

Nah I don't do that shite at all. Leave it for the queers.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:58 pm to
I just noticed it was hotter than hell in my home, go to check the thermostat, the hooker has it on 76.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

I have a buddy that gets completely naked every time he shits


No fricking way.
Jump to page
Page First 12 13 14 15 16 ... 19
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 14 of 19Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram