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re: Funniest most redneck word/phrase you've heard at the camp
Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:55 am to PlateLunchAssassin
Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:55 am to PlateLunchAssassin
When bewildered or confused.
"Like a hog looking at a wristwatch"
likened to: "cow looking at a new gate"
"Like a hog looking at a wristwatch"
likened to: "cow looking at a new gate"
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Posted on 11/22/13 at 11:05 am to mcpotiger
Busy as a cat trying to take a shite on a marble floor.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 1:03 pm to MSWebfoot
God bless Jules!!!! 
How bout: Slick as snot on a doorknob.
Horny as a 10-peckered billy goat.
That ole man trying to get some is like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine.
He'd eff a snake if you held it's head.
One of those had to be theres: John walks up to Denny at the camp, Says," Denny, you like duck meat?"
"Hell yeah", says Denny.
John grabs his own crotch and says, "Duck down here and get some of this!"
"He is a good argument for abortion."
Over heard in a bar: A dude walks up to a woman sitting at the bar, says, Ah shore could use a lil pussy!"
She responds," I could too; mines bigger than a 5 gallon bucket." True story.
How bout: Slick as snot on a doorknob.
Horny as a 10-peckered billy goat.
That ole man trying to get some is like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine.
He'd eff a snake if you held it's head.
One of those had to be theres: John walks up to Denny at the camp, Says," Denny, you like duck meat?"
"Hell yeah", says Denny.
John grabs his own crotch and says, "Duck down here and get some of this!"
"He is a good argument for abortion."
Over heard in a bar: A dude walks up to a woman sitting at the bar, says, Ah shore could use a lil pussy!"
She responds," I could too; mines bigger than a 5 gallon bucket." True story.
This post was edited on 11/22/13 at 1:22 pm
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