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re: Building Forts...Classic Childhood Pastime

Posted on 4/26/13 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 3:06 pm to
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...oh really


Do not try it. Worst experience of my life. I'd rather be scratching all summer than go through that again. Plus we could've killed ourselves apparently.
Posted by weisertiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Sep 2007
2480 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 3:07 pm to
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Jimmy got a brilliant idea to dry and smoke it




Well what happened to Jimmy?
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 3:07 pm to
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dry and smoke it


I reckon that's worse than eating it. I wonder what the inside of your lungs feel like after that one.
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 3:56 pm to
I think half the trees in m parents and neighbors backyards had a few boards nailed to limbs about 10ft off the ground. Never built anything real big or substantial. There was also a creek that ran through our backyard, it only held water when it rained, so I had two bridges across it, one short one down low and one long arse bridge above the high water mark. Also kissed my first girl in one of these tree houses, I was 7 she was like 9 or 10.
Posted by jsb29
Dothan, AL
Member since Apr 2011
613 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 4:17 pm to
Behind our neighborhood was nothing but woods. There were about 10 boys all about the same age. We spent a whole summer cutting 6" pines and making a log cabin. There was a field next to the edge of woods that filled up with goldenrod. After it dried we used it as a thatch roof. It was a real-life 2 room cabin. A week after we finished, the neighborhood bully knocked it down.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 4:21 pm to
Should've rounded up the posse and whupped his arse.
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 4:22 pm to
Friends always had those big tree houses in those big oaks here. We also used to dig "pill boxes" under houses between the piers. Houses were 3-4' off the ground, surprised we didn't undermine the structure.
ETA- Combat was the big show back then.
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17995 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 4:23 pm to
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We spent a whole summer cutting 6" pines and making a log cabin


What is this? A center for ants?
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 4:29 pm to
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bully knocked it down.


On another subject, anyone ever get to call one of these AH's out later in life? I had the occasion twice, things had changed some.
Posted by jsb29
Dothan, AL
Member since Apr 2011
613 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 4:31 pm to
I assumed diameter would be understood.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14257 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 7:08 pm to
We would build a fort and then split into two teams. One would attack the fort and the other would defend it. We built a tree house that was impregnable and the defenders could just button up and wait out any attack...until someone found an old lunch box and filled it with really dry, dusty dirt and threw it at the tree house. It would hit and make a huge cloud of dust. It was like using tear gas on the people in the tree house.
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12353 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 8:04 pm to
We built one in Tara in the lot next to us when we were the only house on the block. In a wax myrtle. We just kept adding on to it until it was 4 rooms and about 20 feet high. There was a sweet gum next to it that you could leap out and grab and it would bend you down to the ground. I was the genius that figured that one out. Some older kids from the next block over came and threw rocks at us for a while. When they left we got our BB guns and opened up on them when they returned. It was quite the neighborhood incident. A few days later we went and trashed their fort at night and nailed the doors shut. It was a sad day when the developer that owned the lot leveled our fort with a bulldozer. The culture we have now of hyper-safety just sucks.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57198 posts
Posted on 4/26/13 at 9:12 pm to
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Well what happened to Jimmy?


He missed a lot of school, but eventually returned only to disappear again for good. I have not idea what happened to him.
This post was edited on 4/26/13 at 9:13 pm
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