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re: chances north korea blew up the rig?

Posted on 5/3/10 at 11:58 am to
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 11:58 am to
Heeeaaayyy
Posted by LSUBham
On the wagon.
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 11:58 am to
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A tactical nuclear weapons strike against the area known as New England. Two LGM-30 Minuteman III equipped with MIRVs each carrying three (3) 300KT warheads will be targeted at population dense areas and set to airburst at 3,000' AGL. Please authenticate and approve.



Can we move Broadway? And Off-Broadway.

Off-Off Broadway is OK, since it's in Bumblefrick somewhere.
Posted by Schwartz
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:00 pm to
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Can we move Broadway? And Off-Broadway.

Off-Off Broadway is OK, since it's in Bumblefrick somewhere.



Target package request confirmed. Awaiting approval of Commandant redneck before altering guidance information.
Posted by LSUBham
On the wagon.
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:01 pm to
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Hunt? Fish? Drink Canadian beer?



Sounds like a plan, but dont go with Neck, you can come with me instead



A) Nobody want's to put a loaded weapon in my hands, unless it's in the protective environment of a firing range.

B) I tried fishing, it was boring and the bugs were annoying.

C) Does it have to be Canadian beer? It tastes like moose piss.
Posted by The Sad Banana
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:03 pm to
So, did Kim Jong Il do it or not?
This post was edited on 5/3/10 at 12:04 pm
Posted by Longbaugh
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:04 pm to
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So, did Kim Jong Il do it or not?
Yes
Posted by Schwartz
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:04 pm to
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So, did Kim Jong Il do it or not?


No, neck did in an effort to spark WWIII to nuke everyone, including parts of the US.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:04 pm to
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So, did Kim Jong Il do it or not?


No but he did the Times Square thingy...
Posted by redneck
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:05 pm to
It was boring bc your bisexual hubby spent too much time planning trips to broadway and not enough on good fishin holes
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:06 pm to
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Target package request confirmed. Awaiting approval of Commandant redneck before altering guidance information.

ABORT! ABORT! ABORT! CEASE ALL ACTIONS IMMEDIATELY!!












just kidding. go ahead
Posted by Schwartz
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:06 pm to
fricking BOOM of nuke levels right there, folks.


Herr redneck, please finalize approval for my plans.
Posted by Longbaugh
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:18 pm to
I notice this thread wasn't moved over to the Oil Rig Disaster Forum.

I wonder why.
Posted by Kige Ramsey
1996,1998,2012.
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by Schwartz
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:33 pm to
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I wonder why.


Obviously because it's too true.

I can't believe our fearless leader bailed on us in our time of need.
Posted by Longbaugh
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:34 pm to
Dynamite drop-in, Kige
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:37 pm to
Dynamite drop-in, Kige
Posted by Schwartz
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:37 pm to
Drop the dynamite, Kige.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:38 pm to
Dynamite drop-in, Kige
Posted by Longbaugh
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:38 pm to
Nobilly
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 12:39 pm to
DynaKige drop in , Mite
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