- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: 21 year old engineer's idea to fix leak...
Posted on 6/7/10 at 4:18 pm to 10Percenter
Posted on 6/7/10 at 4:18 pm to 10Percenter
There is no magic answer, but it takes more than an engineer with a hairbrained idea to work. These people have the best engineering minds in the world working to fix this thing. It just is not simple!!
Posted on 6/7/10 at 5:22 pm to 10Percenter
quote:I'll give you two. First, you go and get a gigantic cork. Since a cork won't sink, you take it to a witchdoctor. You get the witchdoctor to cast a magic spell on it that makes it sink. There's your magic. Then you take the cork and put it over the hole. There problem solved. I'm now a "prodigy" engineer according to CNN. Perfectly creative idea that won't work, and BP probably won't consider.
So what is your solution? you seem to know how every other idea wont work, and how stupid of them to suggest and idea of there own, so please sir, what is the magic answer?
The workable answer is do exactly what's being done. Recover as much as possible at the leak site, and drill relief wells for the permanent solution. It is possible that everything that can be done IS being done.
Posted on 6/7/10 at 6:33 pm to Drew Orleans
quote:
it's not all that brilliant.
Yet it's breaking news on CNN

P.S: She looks A LOT older than 21
This post was edited on 6/7/10 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 6/7/10 at 7:06 pm to Tigergreg
quote:
re: Links to live feeds from remotely operated vehicles (ROV) (Posted on 5/30/10 at 7:29 p.m. to JudgeHolden)
I have had a very stupid idea I suppose but have to get it off my chest. In surgery when they do a knee replacement they use a inflatable tourniquet much like a giant blood pressure cuff. They inflate prior to surgery to reduce blood loss. (Works very well)
Obviously BP can do the insertion tube but why not fit it with a very long/huge tourniquet around the out side of the pipe. to create the seal. They can then valve the insertion tube. I realize that they may not be able to completely shut it off due to pressure from the well but they may be able to partially cut it down enough for the mud to run down the well side of the line.
They had to have thought of this type of thing already.
I came up with that when they tried the insertion tube. Hate to toot my own horn but her idea is very similar. Looks like they got something cooking now with top hat but the idea she states does have promise.
Posted on 6/7/10 at 7:16 pm to MoreOrLes
No one has answered where they are going to get 2.6 million pounds of down force to keep her "tires" in the hole. When you inflate them with that much pressure below them it would be kind of like a rocket launch. That is the reason "real" engineers are not proposing such stupidity....CNN or Not!! 

Posted on 6/7/10 at 7:33 pm to SD 71
Where to you get 2.6 million pounds of downward force? And NO I did not read this whole thread.
Posted on 6/7/10 at 7:55 pm to SD 71
quote:Same principle as a bullet in a barrel...
When you inflate them with that much pressure below them it would be kind of like a rocket launch. That is the reason "real" engineers are not proposing such stupidity....CNN or Not!!
Posted on 6/7/10 at 8:02 pm to Taxing Authority
Are these some of those no flat tires?
Posted on 6/7/10 at 8:09 pm to 10Percenter
the problem here is not enough vertical riser,and it would take a lot of (tires)or high pressure bladder.dont think a riser could hold well pressure anyway?
Posted on 6/7/10 at 8:10 pm to redstick13
quote:Ha! They should have just pumped Fix-A-Flat instead of mud when they tried to kill the well.
Are these some of those no flat tires?
Posted on 6/7/10 at 9:04 pm to Tigergreg
Im not sure which is more alarming, her idea itself or the BP rep saying impressive!
Posted on 6/7/10 at 9:14 pm to Tigergreg
this is very sad.
I wish her choker was a little tighter around her neck.
Wait, I have a new idea, put a choker around the damaged pipe and slowly twist until you have totally deformed the pipe. It would be like a rubber band but much tougher.
Anyone have CNN's number?
I wish her choker was a little tighter around her neck.
Wait, I have a new idea, put a choker around the damaged pipe and slowly twist until you have totally deformed the pipe. It would be like a rubber band but much tougher.
Anyone have CNN's number?
Posted on 6/8/10 at 6:35 am to tgrbaitn08
quote:
I seriously doubt that
have you taken the time to come up with an idea for mitigating the problem? Then travel down there to offer said opinion? If memory serves me, you have a business tied with the oil industry, but unless you have tried to be proactive in looking for a solution, her idea trumps you.
Posted on 6/8/10 at 8:16 am to CharlesLSU
How about placing a huge magnet on the side of the BOP and shooting steel balls into the BOP.
Posted on 6/8/10 at 5:23 pm to Tiger Vision
Mororless, sorry it took me a while, but I have a day job. The answer is simple hydraulics. Force X Area. It can get way more complicated with engineering and all, but for the time being that IS the number +/- you would need to hold the tire thingy in the hole.
Posted on 6/8/10 at 5:27 pm to Tiger Stadium 11
quote:
Im not sure which is more alarming, her idea itself or the BP rep saying impressive!
BP rep doesn't mean BP engineer
Posted on 6/8/10 at 8:55 pm to mylsuhat
my idea:
mighty putty.
you're welcome, next disaster.
mighty putty.
you're welcome, next disaster.
Popular
Back to top
