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re: Your favorite posters that joined the same year you joined TD.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:25 pm to Codythetiger
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:25 pm to Codythetiger
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:26 pm to Breesus
:lol/ I actually just did a Tiger King themed folk ballad called “That Bitch Carole Baskin”
That Bitch Carole Baskin
Well gather round ye people,
And I’ll tell you a tail,
Of tiger kings and happenings,
That put a man in jail,
There’s quite a cast of characters,
And folks backstabbed and bitten,
So if you’ll give me the time,
Then I’ll make the story rhyme,
For you cool cats and kittens,
Well it starts with Joe Exotic,
An enigma of a man,
And his zoo filled up with tigers,
On a big old tract of land,
Now I ain’t one to judge a man,
In this madness of Corona,
With his mullet and his vest,
Siegfried crossed with Wild West,
He puts the homo in Oklahoma,
Well down in sunny Tampa,
In the land where gators roam,
Lives a busybody woman,
With some Tigers of her own,
Harold Baskin married Carole,
Wed that witchy weird widow,
Yeah she had a lot of money,
Man but don’t you think it’s funny,
Where her husband went no one knows
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 2:
Doc Antle runs a Tiger cult,
For chicks who love big kitties,
Yeah he’d scoop up fallen angels,
Made em work to buy new titties,
Carole hated men like Joe and Doc,
And so she began the feud,
Yeah she tried to shut ‘em down,
Like her ex they never found,
Cause she made him into tiger food,
Carole came at Joe with lawsuits,
And her online PETA friends,
So he called her out on YouTube,
While pursuing younger men,
And he found a guy named Travis,
Who at first would hesitate,
With a little meth and time,
Joe Exotic changed his mind,
When he told him “well you ain’t that straight.”
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 3:
With his toothless meth fueled threesomes,
And a crazy failed campaign,
In a downward spiral, then his beau,
Put a bullet through his brain,
In an act of desperation,
And with nowhere else to go,
Although he was broke and busted,
Yeah he never should have trusted,
In that Vegas playboy named Jeff Lowe
That Bitch Carole Baskin
Well gather round ye people,
And I’ll tell you a tail,
Of tiger kings and happenings,
That put a man in jail,
There’s quite a cast of characters,
And folks backstabbed and bitten,
So if you’ll give me the time,
Then I’ll make the story rhyme,
For you cool cats and kittens,
Well it starts with Joe Exotic,
An enigma of a man,
And his zoo filled up with tigers,
On a big old tract of land,
Now I ain’t one to judge a man,
In this madness of Corona,
With his mullet and his vest,
Siegfried crossed with Wild West,
He puts the homo in Oklahoma,
Well down in sunny Tampa,
In the land where gators roam,
Lives a busybody woman,
With some Tigers of her own,
Harold Baskin married Carole,
Wed that witchy weird widow,
Yeah she had a lot of money,
Man but don’t you think it’s funny,
Where her husband went no one knows
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 2:
Doc Antle runs a Tiger cult,
For chicks who love big kitties,
Yeah he’d scoop up fallen angels,
Made em work to buy new titties,
Carole hated men like Joe and Doc,
And so she began the feud,
Yeah she tried to shut ‘em down,
Like her ex they never found,
Cause she made him into tiger food,
Carole came at Joe with lawsuits,
And her online PETA friends,
So he called her out on YouTube,
While pursuing younger men,
And he found a guy named Travis,
Who at first would hesitate,
With a little meth and time,
Joe Exotic changed his mind,
When he told him “well you ain’t that straight.”
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 3:
With his toothless meth fueled threesomes,
And a crazy failed campaign,
In a downward spiral, then his beau,
Put a bullet through his brain,
In an act of desperation,
And with nowhere else to go,
Although he was broke and busted,
Yeah he never should have trusted,
In that Vegas playboy named Jeff Lowe
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:27 pm to link
I am feeling very left out here. I would like my greatness of 2009 recognized (looking very hard at you page 2)
Eta: congrats to Cody on outkicking his coverage
Eta: congrats to Cody on outkicking his coverage
This post was edited on 5/27/20 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:31 pm to Codythetiger
quote:
I'm 28 dumbass
No one could tell through your geriatric self-given internet status.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:35 pm to Parmen
Self given?
I used to wake up to 3/4 of the front page of the OT with me in the post. They had my sleeping schedule down.. you're barking up the wrong tree here baw
I used to wake up to 3/4 of the front page of the OT with me in the post. They had my sleeping schedule down.. you're barking up the wrong tree here baw
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:35 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
You can definitely still have sex when you are married though.
With your own wife?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:36 pm to Parmen
I know Owlie for sure, can’t remember who else from 2004 that was a long time ago.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:37 pm to Breesus
quote:
With your own wife?
Still get bjs too. Did I marry a unicorn? Because she definitely pissed me off last weekend. Trying to decide how mad I was
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:39 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
Still get bjs too. Did I marry a unicorn
100%. Congrats.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:41 pm to Codythetiger
quote:
used to wake up to 3/4 of the front page of the OT with me in the post. They had my sleeping schedule down

Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:46 pm to fr33manator
Loved it .Listened to the whole thing in Bob Dylan’s voice a la Times they are a Changin
Here’s a quick drunken ramble:
The OT:
Oh the OT’s a place
Full of Baws and millionaires
With our finger on the pulse
Of current affairs
We all make tree fitty
And we’ve all banged your mom
Pit bulls are trash
And Death Valley’s the bomb
WYHI threads
And prop stop picks
OT ratings
And Tiresome schticks
Admins we all love
And posters we hate
Chicken’s in Houston
Controlling our fate
But when chips are down
And all hope is tossed
The community gathers
Brings hope for the lost
For this magical place
Many call home
Claims our time
And Nero’s our Rome
But end of the day
When all’s said and done
You can’t put a price
On our years of fun
Here’s a quick drunken ramble:
The OT:
Oh the OT’s a place
Full of Baws and millionaires
With our finger on the pulse
Of current affairs
We all make tree fitty
And we’ve all banged your mom
Pit bulls are trash
And Death Valley’s the bomb
WYHI threads
And prop stop picks
OT ratings
And Tiresome schticks
Admins we all love
And posters we hate
Chicken’s in Houston
Controlling our fate
But when chips are down
And all hope is tossed
The community gathers
Brings hope for the lost
For this magical place
Many call home
Claims our time
And Nero’s our Rome
But end of the day
When all’s said and done
You can’t put a price
On our years of fun
This post was edited on 5/27/20 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:47 pm to Codythetiger
quote:
I'm 28 dumbass
You joined when you were 13?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:48 pm to Parmen
quote:
Your favorite posters that joined the same year you joined TD.
dbeck
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:49 pm to madamsquirrel
I didn't know MS was 2009. She's my favorite!
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:54 pm to HoustonChick86
100 internet points for the enthusiasm!
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:01 pm to Codythetiger
Class of 2004 is HOF level
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:02 pm to Codythetiger
quote:
14, bday is in September
Cool. That’s cool. Hey, have you ever farted into pankcake batter before you cooked it?
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