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re: Your favorite posters that joined the same year you joined TD.

Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:25 pm to
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26065 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:25 pm to
I don't remember thirty but I have the battle scars that tell me I must have had a good time.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132934 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:26 pm to
:lol/ I actually just did a Tiger King themed folk ballad called “That Bitch Carole Baskin”

That Bitch Carole Baskin

Well gather round ye people,
And I’ll tell you a tail,
Of tiger kings and happenings,
That put a man in jail,
There’s quite a cast of characters,
And folks backstabbed and bitten,
So if you’ll give me the time,
Then I’ll make the story rhyme,
For you cool cats and kittens,

Well it starts with Joe Exotic,
An enigma of a man,
And his zoo filled up with tigers,
On a big old tract of land,
Now I ain’t one to judge a man,
In this madness of Corona,
With his mullet and his vest,
Siegfried crossed with Wild West,
He puts the homo in Oklahoma,

Well down in sunny Tampa,
In the land where gators roam,
Lives a busybody woman,
With some Tigers of her own,
Harold Baskin married Carole,
Wed that witchy weird widow,
Yeah she had a lot of money,
Man but don’t you think it’s funny,
Where her husband went no one knows

Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin

Vs 2:
Doc Antle runs a Tiger cult,
For chicks who love big kitties,
Yeah he’d scoop up fallen angels,
Made em work to buy new titties,
Carole hated men like Joe and Doc,
And so she began the feud,
Yeah she tried to shut ‘em down,
Like her ex they never found,
Cause she made him into tiger food,

Carole came at Joe with lawsuits,
And her online PETA friends,
So he called her out on YouTube,
While pursuing younger men,
And he found a guy named Travis,
Who at first would hesitate,
With a little meth and time,
Joe Exotic changed his mind,
When he told him “well you ain’t that straight.”


Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin

Vs 3:
With his toothless meth fueled threesomes,
And a crazy failed campaign,
In a downward spiral, then his beau,
Put a bullet through his brain,
In an act of desperation,
And with nowhere else to go,
Although he was broke and busted,
Yeah he never should have trusted,
In that Vegas playboy named Jeff Lowe
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54645 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:27 pm to
I am feeling very left out here. I would like my greatness of 2009 recognized (looking very hard at you page 2)

Eta: congrats to Cody on outkicking his coverage
This post was edited on 5/27/20 at 10:31 pm
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

I'm 28 dumbass


No one could tell through your geriatric self-given internet status.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30194 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:35 pm to
Self given?

I used to wake up to 3/4 of the front page of the OT with me in the post. They had my sleeping schedule down.. you're barking up the wrong tree here baw
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69370 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

You can definitely still have sex when you are married though.


With your own wife?
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:36 pm to
I know Owlie for sure, can’t remember who else from 2004 that was a long time ago.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52854 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

With your own wife?

Still get bjs too. Did I marry a unicorn? Because she definitely pissed me off last weekend. Trying to decide how mad I was
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101163 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

Still get bjs too. Did I marry a unicorn


100%. Congrats.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168271 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:40 pm to
Good work codeman
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

used to wake up to 3/4 of the front page of the OT with me in the post. They had my sleeping schedule down


Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69370 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:46 pm to
Loved it .Listened to the whole thing in Bob Dylan’s voice a la Times they are a Changin


Here’s a quick drunken ramble:

The OT:

Oh the OT’s a place
Full of Baws and millionaires
With our finger on the pulse
Of current affairs

We all make tree fitty
And we’ve all banged your mom
Pit bulls are trash
And Death Valley’s the bomb

WYHI threads
And prop stop picks
OT ratings
And Tiresome schticks

Admins we all love
And posters we hate
Chicken’s in Houston
Controlling our fate

But when chips are down
And all hope is tossed
The community gathers
Brings hope for the lost

For this magical place
Many call home
Claims our time
And Nero’s our Rome

But end of the day
When all’s said and done
You can’t put a price
On our years of fun
This post was edited on 5/27/20 at 11:01 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69370 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

I'm 28 dumbass


You joined when you were 13?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

Your favorite posters that joined the same year you joined TD.

dbeck
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59085 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:49 pm to
I didn't know MS was 2009. She's my favorite!
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69370 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:50 pm to
Send noodz
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54645 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:54 pm to
100 internet points for the enthusiasm!
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30194 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:57 pm to
14, bday is in September
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
89715 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:01 pm to
Class of 2004 is HOF level
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69370 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

14, bday is in September


Cool. That’s cool. Hey, have you ever farted into pankcake batter before you cooked it?
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