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Posted on 5/19/16 at 8:34 am
Posted on 5/19/16 at 8:34 am
High as a kite
You don't know jack squat
Once in a blue moon
You don't know jack squat
Once in a blue moon
Posted on 5/19/16 at 8:37 am to rebeloke
"I rebeloked my girl last night"
It's when you can't get a hard on but you just shove your soft dick in her anyway. It doesn't serve a purpose and no one enjoys it.
It's when you can't get a hard on but you just shove your soft dick in her anyway. It doesn't serve a purpose and no one enjoys it.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 8:50 am to LucasP
quote:
It's when you can't get a hard on but you just shove your soft dick in her anyway. It doesn't serve a purpose and no one enjoys it.
I call that pushing rope. Pushing rope sucks.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 8:56 am to rebeloke
"More useless than a Rebeloke thread"
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:00 am to rebeloke
Couldn't poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
I feel like I been ate by a wolf and shite off a cliff.
I feel like I been ate by a wolf and shite off a cliff.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:08 am to rebeloke
Happier than a puppy with two peckers
Never trust a chicken with two weasels
Wrap your whacker before you attack her.
Tough titty, said the kitty, but the milk's still good.
Never trust a chicken with two weasels
Wrap your whacker before you attack her.
Tough titty, said the kitty, but the milk's still good.
This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 9:11 am
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:10 am to Emteein
Useless as teats on a boar hog
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:40 am to rebeloke
happier than a queer in a dick tree
serious as dick cancer
serious as dick cancer
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:42 am to rebeloke
Handy as a pocket on a shirt
This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 10:35 am
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:43 am to Cole Beer
quote:
It is what it is
Has to be one of the worst sayings of current times
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:56 am to rebeloke
High as giraffe pussy
fricked up as a lab rat
fricked up as a lab rat
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:41 am to duggieblue
Fine as frog hair split down the middle
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:54 am to TheIndulger
quote:Why? It's fantastic.
Has to be one of the worst sayings of current times
Posted on 5/19/16 at 11:26 am to AlxTgr
Like shite through a tin horn.
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