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re: Youngsters, if you're gonna start a fight, please back it up

Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:32 am to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92897 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:32 am to
quote:

OMLandshark posted an epic late night drunk thread about how a hot Vanderbilt girl gave him a ride home on uber, and within 7 minutes he was banging her. Then he changed it to 30 minutes. Then he came on the next day and admitted that he blacked out and only got her number. It was pretty hilarious


That was a good one
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:33 am to
WTF is up with them lumps on that mans hands?!
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69109 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:34 am to
No you didn't
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92897 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

WTF is up with them lumps on that mans hands?!


He got them from pounding jack and then youngsters heads, try to keep up
Posted by chunk
UNDER YOUR BED
Member since Jan 2007
5126 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:37 am to
Rheumatoid arthritis
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
6891 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

WTF is up with them lumps on that mans hands?!


Arthritis
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68484 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:38 am to
Rheumatoid Arthritis?
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
132775 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:38 am to
Tell this dude to call us when he whips a Pro Bowl defensive lineman in his prime's arse, 480 !!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92897 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:39 am to
He wasn't whupping anyone's arse that day but his own
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34180 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:39 am to
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shutterspeed



Did you just get unbanned?

Haven't seen you in a hot minute.
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
132775 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:42 am to
That's Chuck Bednarik .. A real bad arse .. RIP
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68484 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:42 am to
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Haven't seen you in a hot minute.


Hey, man. Moved back fromTX, been busy with new job, and haven't found a whole lot to post to lately, unfortunately.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:55 am to
quote:

lsu480


We don't doubt someone could swallow the alcohol, but the body will not keep it or YOU DIE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? In your exMple earlier, you only said his speech was affected.

You should have said he puked for days and wasn't able to walk, talk, or fight
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69474 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:02 am to
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We don't doubt someone could swallow the alcohol, but the body will not keep it or YOU DIE.




Unless your name is Hammertime. Instead of dying after drinking two and a half fifths of whiskey, he just finds the nearest 6'2" 220 lbs guy and beats him into unconsciousness.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49120 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:07 am to
Why didn't you kill him?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92897 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:10 am to
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Unless your name is Hammertime. Instead of dying after drinking two and a half fifths of whiskey, he just finds the nearest 6'2" 220 lbs guy and beats him into unconsciousness.


And then coherently types about it from 5-7am while waiting for some girl that is driving over to bang him!
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69474 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:12 am to
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And then coherently types about it from 5-7am while waiting for some girl that is driving over to bang him!


Just another day in the life of the most interesting man in the world.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
69368 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:12 am to
I do know the guy used to log for a living. Those guys are a little tweaked in the head. It wouldn't surprise me if somebody threw a peanut at a logger and said logger punched peanut thrower in the mouth.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49120 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:13 am to
This place needs it's own animated show. It writes it's self.
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
3001 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:16 am to
I keep my hand nice and smooth....that way they never see the true badass I really am
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