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re: Youngsters, if you're gonna start a fight, please back it up

Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73599 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:02 pm to
You expect us to believe you consumed two and a half fifths of Jack Daniels last night, whipped a guys arse that's a full head taller and outweighs you by like 40 lbs, all while posting on the OT and now today you're cutting grass...

bullshite. No, better yet... horseshite.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73599 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:04 pm to
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Eh shite, lemme think. Usually involves pics for proof. One was a few months back (can't remember the thread), and another one was the one where I left my ex at the restaurant. I don't have a good memory, so I can't think of them all, but I've told you multiple times that the shite I post is true. Yeah, a lot of it is ridiculous. My life has been ridiculous, but I don't have any reason to make up random stories


TRANSLATION: I've told so many outlandish bullshite lies on here I can't keep them all straight now.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:07 pm to
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TRANSLATION: I've told so many outlandish bullshite lies on here I can't keep them all straight now.


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Darth_Vader


Aw, how precious!
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:07 pm to
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 6:09 pm
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:09 pm to
Bro didn't sleep. 2-5 was spent banging his long ago -ex.

Should have fingered her. Those knuckles.....
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:09 pm to
Nope, I just have a bad memory. I started a thread about that a few years back too. Might as well give it up because you're barking up the wrong tree
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:10 pm to
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Usually involves pics for proof


pics of the dude you smashed or your fists?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182244 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:15 pm to
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Should have fingered her. Those knuckles.....




The rough texture of his manly knuckles against her clit would have made her squirt like old faithful
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:19 pm to
Did you really think people would believe any of this and think you were a cool bad arse? This is so bad that I'm embarrassed for you.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:24 pm to
It was 6am dude. Not like I'm making good decisions after staying up all night drinking until then
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:34 pm to
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Not like I'm making good decisions


Should have just posted this and nothing else.
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:37 pm to
You should delete your account and start a new one with a new username. There is no recovering from this even if it was a drunken mistake. I'm a former shamed poster that had to start over fresh. (Not really). You can get the name Hammerhands. No one will ever suspect it's really you.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:40 pm to
Can we get a pic of your hands?
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:41 pm to
Reverseknuckle, a la cantstandya
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
132775 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:48 pm to
that wall of text literally proved nothing .. Now your "memory is bad" ?? OK
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
132775 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:54 pm to
Same here .. This has gotten beyond pathetic .. Especially returning to the thread to look even worse justifying what he's doing .. If it's a troll .. it's funny .. If this guy is really hanging on with the "I swear, dude, I am telling the truth! Why would I make this up on the Internet" angle, I feel incredibly sorry for him ..
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 6:56 pm
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19945 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:54 pm to
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I just have a bad memory
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I started a thread about that a few years back too
lulz
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:56 pm to
Tldr down vote
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:57 pm to
Keep trying. Maybe one day you'll catch me lying about something
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 7:01 pm to
So you are sticking with your story about drinking 2 and a half fifths of Jack in one night?
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