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re: Youngsters, if you're gonna start a fight, please back it up
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:02 pm to Hammertime
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:02 pm to Hammertime
You expect us to believe you consumed two and a half fifths of Jack Daniels last night, whipped a guys arse that's a full head taller and outweighs you by like 40 lbs, all while posting on the OT and now today you're cutting grass...
bullshite. No, better yet... horseshite.
bullshite. No, better yet... horseshite.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:04 pm to Hammertime
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Eh shite, lemme think. Usually involves pics for proof. One was a few months back (can't remember the thread), and another one was the one where I left my ex at the restaurant. I don't have a good memory, so I can't think of them all, but I've told you multiple times that the shite I post is true. Yeah, a lot of it is ridiculous. My life has been ridiculous, but I don't have any reason to make up random stories
TRANSLATION: I've told so many outlandish bullshite lies on here I can't keep them all straight now.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:07 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
TRANSLATION: I've told so many outlandish bullshite lies on here I can't keep them all straight now.
quote:
Darth_Vader
Aw, how precious!
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:07 pm to Darth_Vader

This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:09 pm to stout
Bro didn't sleep. 2-5 was spent banging his long ago -ex.
Should have fingered her. Those knuckles.....
Should have fingered her. Those knuckles.....
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:09 pm to Darth_Vader
Nope, I just have a bad memory. I started a thread about that a few years back too. Might as well give it up because you're barking up the wrong tree
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:10 pm to Hammertime
quote:
Usually involves pics for proof
pics of the dude you smashed or your fists?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:15 pm to UHTiger
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Should have fingered her. Those knuckles.....
The rough texture of his manly knuckles against her clit would have made her squirt like old faithful
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:19 pm to Hammertime
Did you really think people would believe any of this and think you were a cool bad arse? This is so bad that I'm embarrassed for you.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:24 pm to Soup Sammich
It was 6am dude. Not like I'm making good decisions after staying up all night drinking until then
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:34 pm to Hammertime
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Not like I'm making good decisions
Should have just posted this and nothing else.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:37 pm to Hammertime
You should delete your account and start a new one with a new username. There is no recovering from this even if it was a drunken mistake. I'm a former shamed poster that had to start over fresh. (Not really). You can get the name Hammerhands. No one will ever suspect it's really you.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:40 pm to Hammertime
Can we get a pic of your hands?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:41 pm to Soup Sammich
Reverseknuckle, a la cantstandya
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:48 pm to Hammertime
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:54 pm to Soup Sammich
Same here .. This has gotten beyond pathetic .. Especially returning to the thread to look even worse justifying what he's doing .. If it's a troll .. it's funny .. If this guy is really hanging on with the "I swear, dude, I am telling the truth! Why would I make this up on the Internet" angle, I feel incredibly sorry for him ..
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:54 pm to Hammertime
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I just have a bad memory
quote:lulz
I started a thread about that a few years back too
Posted on 9/6/15 at 6:57 pm to TigahRag
Keep trying. Maybe one day you'll catch me lying about something 
Posted on 9/6/15 at 7:01 pm to Hammertime
So you are sticking with your story about drinking 2 and a half fifths of Jack in one night?
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