re: You have one night in Vegas, all alone, with a few thou$and to burn....

Recreate at least a portion of fear and loathing in Las Vegas

Probably die happy of auto-erotic asphyxiation

Would it be during football season? I'd play Hold'em and bet on football games... On Tuesday nights I'd hit up a strip club.

A box of Cohiba's, a bottle of Highland Single Malt and a craps table at Wynn until two hours before my flight.

The first time I went to vegas I saw what I now know was a big titty escort. 1) I'd think get me one of those and 2)bring her to a steakhouse to show her off and order a 32oz porterhouse and 3) head to the pinball hall of fame.

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Strip club early.

Shave and a haircut at a high end barber shop in a hotel.

Dress WELL.

Steak dinner and cocktails somewhere with hottest bartenders and servers.

Flirt with as many soccer moms as possible.

Get scared shitless if one bites on my lure.

Miss my wife and kid and feel guilty.

Then either drink to oblivion or be in bed by 11. If I choose oblivion I will go on a quest for decent live music

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This guy.

He’s been there.

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tranny hooker and a nice steak and lobster dinner

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Isn't that how your last trip to Vegas went?

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You have one night in Vegas, all alone, with a few thou$and to burn....
What do you do?

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All night long. Keep the drinks coming.

Bunny ranch?