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You ever bagged one that your old man did

Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:43 pm
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:43 pm
My old man liked em younger. I liked em older.

I ran into one of his exes at his funeral. She told me to hollar at her. I did. Wound up banging her. She was kind cute but had big ole tattas to play with. I was like 27 and she was late 30's.

Had my only 3some with her as well. Went to see her and she was sick. She said I could screw her roomate. Ole gal was ugly, but I did and wound up with both of them in the bed.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:44 pm to
Hope sis gets well soon
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
12037 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:44 pm to
Lotta words for “I fricked my mom”
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:48 pm to
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Had my only 3some with her as well at my dad’s funeral. We both climbed into his casket. For being a dead frick, that sumbitch stayed hard the whole time.
FIFY

Classic Arky 3some
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:50 pm to
You boring frickers must have never lived.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:54 pm to
Nah. My dad's girlfriend is the same age as my wife though
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:54 pm to
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Nah. My dad's girlfriend is the same age as my wife though


Give it time.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:57 pm to
Eskimo brothers with your own dad is pretty Arkansas, king
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:59 pm to
Dude, if you only knew, sometimes you have to think outside of the family
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:01 am to
I was raised in a trailer park with my mom. Moved in with Dad to a dope house. Ive done some fricked up shite in my life.

I was smart enough to get away and get a pidly arse AAS , a cert, and career in IT. Still don't change where I came from.
This post was edited on 12/30/18 at 12:02 am
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:04 am to
Sometimes you really shouldn't just post anything that pops into your head.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:09 am to
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Sometimes you really shouldn't just post anything that pops into your head.



What's life without a messed up story from the past. I just share mine.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:13 am to
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Sometimes you really shouldn't just post anything that pops into your head.


Paging OweO
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:14 am to
Eww
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14898 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:15 am to
I think I’d rather jerk off than become eski bros with my old man.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:17 am to
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Sometimes you really shouldn't just post anything that pops into your head.


Nah man. King has some epic Arkie OT stories.
Posted by Hogwarts
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Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:31 am to
He’s a different dude. Not all of us are as Arkansan as that guy.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:38 am to
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I think I’d rather jerk off than become eski bros with my old man.



Doesn't it really depend on how hot the chick is though?
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:40 am to
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He’s a different dude. Not all of us are as Arkansan as that guy.

King is Arkansas in my mind
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:47 am to
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Doesn't it really depend on how hot the chick is though?


It was mainly just the tattas for me.
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