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You ever bagged one that your old man did
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:43 pm
My old man liked em younger. I liked em older.
I ran into one of his exes at his funeral. She told me to hollar at her. I did. Wound up banging her. She was kind cute but had big ole tattas to play with. I was like 27 and she was late 30's.
Had my only 3some with her as well. Went to see her and she was sick. She said I could screw her roomate. Ole gal was ugly, but I did and wound up with both of them in the bed.
I ran into one of his exes at his funeral. She told me to hollar at her. I did. Wound up banging her. She was kind cute but had big ole tattas to play with. I was like 27 and she was late 30's.
Had my only 3some with her as well. Went to see her and she was sick. She said I could screw her roomate. Ole gal was ugly, but I did and wound up with both of them in the bed.
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:44 pm to King
Lotta words for “I fricked my mom”
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:48 pm to King
quote:FIFY
Had my only 3some with her as well at my dad’s funeral. We both climbed into his casket. For being a dead frick, that sumbitch stayed hard the whole time.
Classic Arky 3some
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:50 pm to soccerfüt
You boring frickers must have never lived.
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:54 pm to King
Nah. My dad's girlfriend is the same age as my wife though 
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:54 pm to fallguy_1978
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Nah. My dad's girlfriend is the same age as my wife though
Give it time.
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:57 pm to King
Eskimo brothers with your own dad is pretty Arkansas, king 
Posted on 12/29/18 at 11:59 pm to King
Dude, if you only knew, sometimes you have to think outside of the family
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:01 am to tigerpimpbot
I was raised in a trailer park with my mom. Moved in with Dad to a dope house. Ive done some fricked up shite in my life.
I was smart enough to get away and get a pidly arse AAS , a cert, and career in IT. Still don't change where I came from.
I was smart enough to get away and get a pidly arse AAS , a cert, and career in IT. Still don't change where I came from.
This post was edited on 12/30/18 at 12:02 am
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:04 am to King
Sometimes you really shouldn't just post anything that pops into your head.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:09 am to mmmmmbeeer
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Sometimes you really shouldn't just post anything that pops into your head.
What's life without a messed up story from the past. I just share mine.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:13 am to mmmmmbeeer
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Sometimes you really shouldn't just post anything that pops into your head.
Paging OweO
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:15 am to King
I think I’d rather jerk off than become eski bros with my old man.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:17 am to mmmmmbeeer
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Sometimes you really shouldn't just post anything that pops into your head.
Nah man. King has some epic Arkie OT stories.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:31 am to tigerpimpbot
He’s a different dude. Not all of us are as Arkansan as that guy.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:38 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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I think I’d rather jerk off than become eski bros with my old man.
Doesn't it really depend on how hot the chick is though?
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:40 am to Hogwarts
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He’s a different dude. Not all of us are as Arkansan as that guy.
King is Arkansas in my mind
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:47 am to tigerpimpbot
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Doesn't it really depend on how hot the chick is though?
It was mainly just the tattas for me.
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