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re: You are not ready for this house

Posted on 11/20/20 at 6:42 am to
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39340 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 6:42 am to
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You'd like to think that it's unusual, but it seems like all of these larger houses are gaudy


It's the sort of people who allow pictures of their house to be publicized.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 6:54 am to
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You are not ready for this house


Bc $2,199,999 & its in NJ
This post was edited on 11/20/20 at 6:55 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64589 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 6:56 am to
You’d think a $2.1 million, 5,400 sqft house would have more than just four bedrooms.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 7:00 am to
Money not equaling taste is undefeated. Holy shite. What kind of freak lived there?

And why did they think listing the house with that creepy shite was the way to go?
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58890 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 7:06 am to
Would not be my thing if I were in the market to spend such money on a home of that caliber. It’s way too ostentatious and unnecessary, and screams “I have money, watch me blow it” Very tacky, overdone, bunch of clutter.

- Old school ceramic patterned tile from the 90’s era in the great room
- More old school ceramic 1x2 set on diagonal monolithic in kitchen
- Yet MORE unimpressive old school 13” ceramic on diagonal in dining.
- More 1x2 ceramic in basement set monolithic. Ugly vomit
- Faux walls are a bit much. Entirely too many patterns conflicting and screaming for attention.
- Natural stone is entirely overdone and everywhere you look, and does not pair well at all. It’s just to show off, which is the entire point of this place
- Natural wood floors look anything but natural with an almost epoxy looking finish. WHY???
- Pool looks like something out of a themed hotel, and much less like a home you live in.
- Exterior of the home is understated compared to the rest of the house. I’ve seen much more interesting architecture a few miles down the road than that. Very Boring !!!

It’s just a home to blow money and let everyone know you blew money on it without any rhyme or reason to it, and the fact it looks as if it were finished out in the 90’s just doesn’t do much for me.




This post was edited on 11/20/20 at 7:10 am
Posted by Vestigial Morgan
Member since Apr 2016
3048 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 7:41 am to
I look at that house and instantly think..

"Regrets, i had a few...then again, too few to mention

I did what i had to
And saw it v through with out exemption

I planned each chartered course
Each step along the byway

But more, much more than this

I did it my way"
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30261 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 8:12 am to
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That isn't over the top at all. Pink fricking toilets and vanities?



Right? The house is bad arse but that decor is absolutely atrocious and that’s coming from someone that can’t even pick out matching socks.
This post was edited on 11/20/20 at 8:13 am
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13357 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 8:20 am to
Most of the inside isn't appealing at all. The outside is okay.
I didn't see any rooms inside that would be ideal for an audio room/office.
The house would require so much work to make it look less dark.

Plus it's in New Jersey and it was built in 1998.

For $2m one could build exactly to your specs and it would be brand new.

This one is much better.
Better Looking House
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 11/20/20 at 8:24 am to
I thought it was cheap until I saw that gawdy arse granite everywhere. That house is horrible outside of the pool area
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