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re: Yo mamma is so fat...
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:12 am to Street Hawk
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:12 am to Street Hawk
I want the peanut butter burger 
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Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:13 am to Street Hawk
Yo momma so fat she has 11 nipples on each titty and she has 2 extra titties on her back.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:14 am to Street Hawk
Back to 8th grade we go!
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:20 am to AU4real35
Yo mamma's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy spilled out.
And my favorite,
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down.
And my favorite,
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:23 am to alajones
Yo mamma so fat, when she plays hopscotch, it's "New York, Chicago, Detroit, Atlanta"
Yo mamma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
Yo mamma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:33 am to Street Hawk
Your momma is so fat, she ate all of the hors d'oeuvres at the last party. They were too hot for other people to eat, but your momma is so fat that she trained her mouth to accept hot food
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:33 am to Street Hawk
she had to roll in flour so I could find the wet spot
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:37 am to AmosMosesAndTwins
Wouldn't the flour soak up the moisture?
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:39 am to Street Hawk
Yo mamma so fat, the bitch gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:40 am to Upperdecker
quote:
Upperdecker
Anti-jokes are maybe the best thing ever made, ever.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:40 am to Street Hawk
CORDAN FAT?
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:53 am to Street Hawk
Yo mamma so fat...it took five years for Nationwide to get on her side.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:57 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
I'm so glad HHM saved this thread 
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:01 am to Street Hawk
Yo mama is so fat, her nickname is "DAMMMMMNNNNN"
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama is so fat, the department of transportation makes her wear a sign that says "CAUTION: WIDE LOAD"
Yo mama is so fat, her senior portrait was an aerial.
Yo mama is so fat, she laid on the beach and Green Peace showed up.
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama is so fat, the department of transportation makes her wear a sign that says "CAUTION: WIDE LOAD"
Yo mama is so fat, her senior portrait was an aerial.
Yo mama is so fat, she laid on the beach and Green Peace showed up.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:05 am to Ashman
quote:
Yo mamma so fat...it took five years for Nationwide to get on her side.
Best one so far
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:22 am to Street Hawk
Yo momma so fat her birthday is May 1,2,and 3
Yo momma so fat that she plays hopscotch like... Los Angeles, Denver, Dallas, New Orleans, Atlanta, New York.
Yo momma so fat that she plays hopscotch like... Los Angeles, Denver, Dallas, New Orleans, Atlanta, New York.
This post was edited on 2/27/16 at 1:24 am
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:08 am to SG_Geaux
She tried out for E.T. but every time she crossed the moon she caused an eclipse.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:28 am to Street Hawk
Yo momma so fat that, you don't sugarcoat shite cause she would eat that too..
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:35 am to rsbd
Yo mama so fat we told her it was chilly outside and she went get her bowl.
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