re: WWE Monday Night RAW Thread: Brock is Actually On the Show Edition

That’s actually funny

Elias may need a new pickin instrument after tonight

Should I wear Nike Pegasus or Clark’s if I walk with Elias?

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How da fukk does Tennessee beat Kintuck Have you found the half bear half woman thing And most importantly, how da hell are yas?

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1. We are actually a little better than everyone thinks. Florida game had absolutely no business being a blow out, 17 turnovers will do that for ya. We played OK against UGA and outplayed USC but stupid mistakes cost us the game. We beat Auburn fairly easily. We aren’t good by any means but add to all that playing our most complete game of the season and UK having a slight hangover and you get a Vols victory

2. We put her in at OLine this week, that’s why they played so much better. Well, until halfway through the 4th quarter when she discovered Fulmer’s Krispy Cream stash. She disappeared and hasn’t been seen since

3. Ima doin well, just got back from a week long huntin trip in the Great White North If South Dakota. Ready for it to quit raining so we can finish up farming

4. How the frick have you been? How is SAD progressing in my absence? They run it into the ground yet?

SAD is okay. I mean G has done work rt3 has let us down and we ousted him

I haven’t started but 1 SAD this year due to family bidness. But Winston and WCA have made me money moved product and Fus has been not banned to the plantation lately

What part of South Dakota? We used to go to an hour outside Vermillion to hunt pheasant it was cold as sin and I vowed never go back

Its true actually. He told me some funny stories about eli manning when eli was at ole miss.... said eli had a thing for banging fat girls.... I wish I could say more.... ok.... my boy basically escorted a large girl from Elis room once... (at the time my boy was a go between with players and agents....he also was telling me about a certain LSU receiver getting a 500 dollar handshake after a game)...

Bob wins!!!

Isn't this the kid Elias just called Child Protective Services in order to try to help?

Was that Tyreke Hill laughing his arse off?

Captain Alexa gonna choose The Bellas?



(I, uh, accidentally came upon that gif a few minutes ago and was looking for a reason to use it.)