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Writing Greeting Cards
Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:28 am
Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:28 am
Has anyone ever gotten paid to write greeting cards? I've got a few out there but now that I see the potential I wanna capitalize. I'm curious if anyone has any experience with this and who pays the best.
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Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:30 am to Clark W Griswold
It's really hard to get into Hallmark. I finally got mine in there:
Hard to breathe
Feels like floating
So full of love my heart's exploding.
Mouth is dry
Hands are shaking
My heart is yours for the taking.
Acting weird, Not myself
Dancing around like the Keebler elf.
Finally time, for this poor schlubb
To know how it feels to fall in lub
I wrote this one for my dead uncle:
You climbed mountains and built skyscrapers.
You made TV shows and put out newspapers.
You were wicked good at doing stocks.
You liked it when Emilio would change your socks.
We never hung out and that makes me sad.
All the good times we could've had.
But when I die, Uncle Preston, you better say "Cheers".
Cause when me and you are hanging at the pearly gates
I'll bring the beers
I'll bring the beers.
Hard to breathe
Feels like floating
So full of love my heart's exploding.
Mouth is dry
Hands are shaking
My heart is yours for the taking.
Acting weird, Not myself
Dancing around like the Keebler elf.
Finally time, for this poor schlubb
To know how it feels to fall in lub
I wrote this one for my dead uncle:
You climbed mountains and built skyscrapers.
You made TV shows and put out newspapers.
You were wicked good at doing stocks.
You liked it when Emilio would change your socks.
We never hung out and that makes me sad.
All the good times we could've had.
But when I die, Uncle Preston, you better say "Cheers".
Cause when me and you are hanging at the pearly gates
I'll bring the beers
I'll bring the beers.
This post was edited on 7/13/17 at 8:35 am
Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:31 am to Breesus
Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:31 am to Clark W Griswold
Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:33 am to LSUminati
quote:
Great Minds
LINK
I love you completely
with all my soul
Without you I'm nothing
a butterless roll
Fifty years have passed by
with laughter and tears
Do you remember when we went to the zoo
And that time we drank all the beers?
I promise to love you for years more
Even when your bosoms sag down to the floor
Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:38 am to Clark W Griswold
No, but I would like to give a rough draft go on a couple.
Dear Sweet Lover,
I bought some heart shaped chocolates.
But I have something else for you to put in your mouth.
Bring your toothbrush, I haven't trimmed lately.
Happy Valentine's Day
=======
Dear Horny Love Bear,
I'm dreaming of extreme passion and an extended love making session this Cupid's Day.
And if you ask enough, I'll let you watch.
Bring a camcorder and a large cucumber.
All my Love,
___
Dear Sweet Lover,
I bought some heart shaped chocolates.
But I have something else for you to put in your mouth.
Bring your toothbrush, I haven't trimmed lately.
Happy Valentine's Day
=======
Dear Horny Love Bear,
I'm dreaming of extreme passion and an extended love making session this Cupid's Day.
And if you ask enough, I'll let you watch.
Bring a camcorder and a large cucumber.
All my Love,
___
Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:44 am to Sao
Oil prices down,
Things are hard,
Here's your fricking
Christmas card.
Things are hard,
Here's your fricking
Christmas card.
Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:53 am to Clark W Griswold
Do they really need to come up with new ones? They should have a few million of them in the bank by now. Just recycle the old ones, and no one will notice.
Posted on 7/13/17 at 8:54 am to Hangit
quote:
Oil prices down,
Things are hard,
Here's your fricking
Christmas card.
You'll always be
My oilfield Wench.
Don't blame me, woman.
OPEC is the Grinch.
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