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Would you sleep in this earthquake proof bed?

Posted on 1/1/16 at 1:38 am
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 1/1/16 at 1:38 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159059 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 1:39 am to
so you wouldn't able to tell the chick the earth moved?
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 1:41 am to
What if you got up to piss to quick?
Posted by BadTyreke
Member since Apr 2015
1312 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 1:48 am to
Would you be able to have rough sex on this bed without being decapitated?
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 1:52 am to
You gotta have a sex bed and a sleep bed... Like when you get a hotel room with 2 beds
Posted by Athletix
Member since Dec 2012
5148 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 2:09 am to
My luck there would be a fire and this human sized fly trap would do me in.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16067 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 2:20 am to
That company should make airline seats.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 2:22 am to
quote:

What if you got up to piss to quick?
I'd do exactly this. I'd get up to piss and get all hung up in the piece of shite when the big one hit.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24146 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 2:38 am to
Hell no
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 2:50 am to
I'd consider sleeping in the one at 1:28, since it's bigger and doesn't pull you into a coffin.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 7:24 am to
quote:

Would you sleep in this earthquake proof bed?


That mother fricker better come with some Wet-Wipes and can of Febreze!
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 7:26 am to
How sensitive is the bed though?

Would you be sucked into it if you lived in an apt complex and your fat neighbor above you decided to try Insanity?
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5633 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 7:48 am to
Does it have an oxygen supply too?

If you're trapped too long at least your family doesn't have to buy a casket. They can just plant you in that thing.
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