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Would you get a tattoo on your rear end?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:05 am
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:05 am
I met a guy once who had the simba painting from lion king on his arse and it got me thinking: would you get a small tattoo there as a joke? It's not like anyone's going to see it unless you choose for them to.
I know, trashy.
I know, trashy.
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:06 am to Ingeniero
The only place I would get a tattoo would be my arse.
I've always wanted a "ladies man" style "Have a Nice Day!" smiley face. Would be funny.
I've always wanted a "ladies man" style "Have a Nice Day!" smiley face. Would be funny.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 10:07 am
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:06 am to Ingeniero
after reading this, i kinda want to get a tattoo on my arse now
maybe a Steve-O thumbs up
maybe a Steve-O thumbs up
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 10:07 am
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:08 am to Ingeniero
Only if it were tastefully done in the Japanese Hokusai style
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:08 am to Ingeniero
quote:
Would you get a tattoo on your rear end?
no, i don't want to be the butt of many jokes.
do know a guy that has a cartoon something on his arse.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:09 am to Ingeniero
I have a tattoo of a rabbit on my arse. Want to see it?
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 10:09 am
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:09 am to Ingeniero
My first college roommate has his zip code tatted on his left cheek.
Showed his madre and she actually didn't kill him, she laughed.
Trashy, I know I know.
Showed his madre and she actually didn't kill him, she laughed.
Trashy, I know I know.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:12 am to Ingeniero
No way, can't get buried in a Jewish cemetery.
I'm not Jewish but I don't wanna burn any bridges over a dumb joke.
I'm not Jewish but I don't wanna burn any bridges over a dumb joke.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:15 am to Ingeniero
No. Trashy
A friend of mine has an 18 year old son who once lost a bet involving tattoo placement of another dudes name on his arse. Loser of the bet had to tattoo the winners name on his arse. Now the dumb arse has to walk around the rest of his life with another dudes name tattooed across his arse.
Lessons: 1. Tattoos are trashy. 2. Some bets should not be honored, especially if the winner did not expect "payment." 3. 18 year olds are still stupid.
A friend of mine has an 18 year old son who once lost a bet involving tattoo placement of another dudes name on his arse. Loser of the bet had to tattoo the winners name on his arse. Now the dumb arse has to walk around the rest of his life with another dudes name tattooed across his arse.
Lessons: 1. Tattoos are trashy. 2. Some bets should not be honored, especially if the winner did not expect "payment." 3. 18 year olds are still stupid.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:15 am to Retlaw
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Loser of the bet had to tattoo the winners name on his arse. Now the dumb arse has to walk around the rest of his life with another dudes name tattooed across his arse.
dude needs a cover up tat
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:16 am to boddagetta
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I have a tattoo of a rabbit on my arse. Want to see it?
You can't see it cuz it always runs in the hole.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:16 am to Ingeniero
Buddy of mine has the words "Your Name" on his arse. Always goes around betting people that he has your name on his arse. He always wins the bet.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:17 am to Broke
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:17 am to Manzielathon
I actually came very close to getting one when my dad passed away.
My dad used to tell this story when we were kids that was hilarious, however we never could validate it. I don't know if it really happened or if it was just him being funny, though to completely sounded like something he would have done in his younger days.
Basically the story goes that he got into a bar fight. He was sitting at the bar and the guy sitting next to him rubbed my dads leg. My dad politely told him to piss off. This happened a few times and my dad finally had enough and decked the guy. Cops are immediately called. Cop proceeds to question my dad and ask if he had any tattoos. My dad responds with he has a cawfish on his butt. Cop said he doesn't want to, but he asked if he could see it. So my dad drops his pants and bends over. Cop says he doesn't see anything and my dad responds with "oh, it must have crawled back up in the hole" and laughs.
Cop doesn't find this funny and handcuffs my dad to the bench outside the bar leaving him there all night.
So after my dad passed, I seriously considered getting a crawfish on my butt because of that story. I couldn't go through with it and ended up getting the crawfish on my ribs.
My dad used to tell this story when we were kids that was hilarious, however we never could validate it. I don't know if it really happened or if it was just him being funny, though to completely sounded like something he would have done in his younger days.
Basically the story goes that he got into a bar fight. He was sitting at the bar and the guy sitting next to him rubbed my dads leg. My dad politely told him to piss off. This happened a few times and my dad finally had enough and decked the guy. Cops are immediately called. Cop proceeds to question my dad and ask if he had any tattoos. My dad responds with he has a cawfish on his butt. Cop said he doesn't want to, but he asked if he could see it. So my dad drops his pants and bends over. Cop says he doesn't see anything and my dad responds with "oh, it must have crawled back up in the hole" and laughs.
Cop doesn't find this funny and handcuffs my dad to the bench outside the bar leaving him there all night.
So after my dad passed, I seriously considered getting a crawfish on my butt because of that story. I couldn't go through with it and ended up getting the crawfish on my ribs.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:18 am to Ingeniero
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would you get a small tattoo there as a joke?
I wouldn't get any tattoo, anywhere, as "a joke". That shite is permanent, and it won't be so funny when your a grown adult.
I do have 1 tattoo, but it was something I thought long and hard about and haven't regretted for a second. And 1 is enough for me.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:19 am to Chad504boy
Maybe get one below my navel reading, "The Sperm Bank is Open." shite, why not.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:24 am to Ingeniero
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I met a guy once who had the simba painting from lion king on his arse and it got me thinking:
Whether or not you should ask him if he wanted to feel the love tonight?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:29 am to Ingeniero
My arse tatt isn't really small, but I think making the font large enough to read was important.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:37 am to Ingeniero
I know a guy who was in the navy who got two big propeller tattoos, one on each cheek.. 
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:46 am to Austin Cajun
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seriously considered getting a crawfish on my butt
I know a girl who has the Perlis crawfish on her butt. She got it after Katrina. It looks really cool.
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