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re: Worst date you've ever been on
Posted on 6/29/17 at 5:29 pm to tduecen
Posted on 6/29/17 at 5:29 pm to tduecen
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Most of these worst dates just involve going on a date with a big person. Not really reading any horror stories
Oh bullshite. I'm a fat bastard. She was 400 plus, cut herself, and had crazy eyes.
Now, two years later I learned that pussy is pussy, but young Rando was scarred for 6-8 months with a 400lb stalker who was surprisingly sneaky.

Posted on 6/29/17 at 5:30 pm to Hogwarts
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Serves her right, even if you don't want to be there and know nothing will ever come of it, common courtesy says be nice and then bail.
Meh. Plenty of girls go to dates under the guise of a free meal. If you aren't giving the date any effort, then I have no problem with him making the girl pay for dinner
I wouldn't do it because it doesn't matter how bad the date goes, there still a chance you can smash that night, but I don't blame his logic on that one
Posted on 6/29/17 at 5:48 pm to WiredBobcat
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This post was edited on 6/30/17 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 6/29/17 at 6:32 pm to tketaco
You took an alcoholic to the movies on St. Paddy's day?!? Bro, that's all on you. Work with what you got. That's the night for alcohol and freaky sex
Posted on 6/29/17 at 6:37 pm to WiredBobcat
Went out with a hot red head. Knew she was sort of religious. I put my arm around her. She thought that was too aggressive and broke up with me.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 6:43 pm to Mr Personality
She wasn't a real red head.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 6:56 pm to GingerRoyal
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with age dates became just awful
The best thing about a bad date is the great story that comes from it.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:37 pm to NoHoTiger
This one time at band camp.....
Posted on 6/29/17 at 9:10 pm to WiredBobcat
Not on a date but somebody just farted in here. It has to be the chubby girl two seats down the bar. The couple behind me is staring at me. I didn't do it.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:30 am to LG2BAMA
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LG2BAMA
We have a winner...
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:33 am to WiredBobcat
Blind date to an LSU football game as a freshman. She had an allergic reaction to peanut dust and ended up in the ER. I got so drunk I had to be walked home between two of my pledge brothers on either side.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 10:16 am to Supermoto Tiger
Met a chick on Tinder who lived in Alexandria, and after chatting, and face-timing a couple of times she decided to come visit and stay over at my place one Saturday night.
We decided to do a Mardi Gras pub crawl thing in downtown Lafayette for our first date. One of the first things she asks me is if I had any crazy ex's, cause she has bad luck with crazy ex's. I had recently broke it off with the craziest girl I've ever dated but I still said no just so she wouldn't be alarmed.
I see crazy ex at the first bar we go to. I'm like oh, shite here we go. New tinder chick is like 10 years younger than the ex. Well as soon as tinder chick comes back from the bathroom she tells me about how some weird girl came up to her and was telling her about how cute she was and wanted to take a picture. Tinder girl tells her no and comes to tell me the story.
I'm like okay, lets get out of here. We go to another random bar and crazy ex magically shows up. Tinder girls see's her and is like there's that crazy girl. At that point I had to confess and tell her, I indeed had a crazy ex and she was stalking us. So we left that bar and continued to be stalked for like 3 more bars. Finally we just go home.
We got along great and got fairly tipsy and ended up hooking up. Soon after we hooked up I hear the back door open and hear girls calling my name. Her and her friend just showed up and let themselves into my house. I go out the bedroom and tell her to GTFO now. She says they need a place to stay cause they are too drunk to drive and they couldn't get a cab. My house is walking distance to the bars, but still kind of a long walk (a little under a mile).
Its freezing cold this night, you know how Mardi Gras tends to get unbearably cold. I try kicking them out, but they aren't budging. Finally tinder girl comes out the bedroom and just starts beating the shite out of the ex. It was so trashy and awesome! She was doing what I really wanted to do but couldn't. It was so hard to break it up. I just kind of watched for a few seconds. It was too good to break up. Tinder girl ends up grabbing a beer bottle and that's when I finally jumped in and was like seriously leave. They end up leaving after that. So it really wasn't a bad date, just kind of crazy. I'm not seeing her anymore, but I still love tinder girl for that.
TLDR: Ex girlfriend shows up to my date and gets bet up by my date.
We decided to do a Mardi Gras pub crawl thing in downtown Lafayette for our first date. One of the first things she asks me is if I had any crazy ex's, cause she has bad luck with crazy ex's. I had recently broke it off with the craziest girl I've ever dated but I still said no just so she wouldn't be alarmed.
I see crazy ex at the first bar we go to. I'm like oh, shite here we go. New tinder chick is like 10 years younger than the ex. Well as soon as tinder chick comes back from the bathroom she tells me about how some weird girl came up to her and was telling her about how cute she was and wanted to take a picture. Tinder girl tells her no and comes to tell me the story.
I'm like okay, lets get out of here. We go to another random bar and crazy ex magically shows up. Tinder girls see's her and is like there's that crazy girl. At that point I had to confess and tell her, I indeed had a crazy ex and she was stalking us. So we left that bar and continued to be stalked for like 3 more bars. Finally we just go home.
We got along great and got fairly tipsy and ended up hooking up. Soon after we hooked up I hear the back door open and hear girls calling my name. Her and her friend just showed up and let themselves into my house. I go out the bedroom and tell her to GTFO now. She says they need a place to stay cause they are too drunk to drive and they couldn't get a cab. My house is walking distance to the bars, but still kind of a long walk (a little under a mile).
Its freezing cold this night, you know how Mardi Gras tends to get unbearably cold. I try kicking them out, but they aren't budging. Finally tinder girl comes out the bedroom and just starts beating the shite out of the ex. It was so trashy and awesome! She was doing what I really wanted to do but couldn't. It was so hard to break it up. I just kind of watched for a few seconds. It was too good to break up. Tinder girl ends up grabbing a beer bottle and that's when I finally jumped in and was like seriously leave. They end up leaving after that. So it really wasn't a bad date, just kind of crazy. I'm not seeing her anymore, but I still love tinder girl for that.
TLDR: Ex girlfriend shows up to my date and gets bet up by my date.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 1:53 pm to bencoleman
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Not on a date but somebody just farted in here. It has to be the chubby girl two seats down the bar. The couple behind me is staring at me. I didn't do it.
Automatically blaming it on the fat girl I see
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