re: Worst date you've ever been on

Girl at student job at lsu was hot and found out she was going on date sorostitute fuctiin with my roomate. Small talk turned in to her friend needed a date. Ok, what i have to lose, she paying free alcohol etc. told my roomate when he left to go get them to give 1 honk on horn when they arrived if decent, 2 if awefull!! Drank heavily while he was gone, hear 3 horn honks!!! Wtf, shotgun a beer and walk outside to car and get in to the largest girl id ever been around, like pushing 350 easy!! frick, friend is trying to not laugh, i proceed to pound beers. Ol gal proceeds to keep em coming all night. Well i start pouring em out in bathroom she keeps em coming. End of night fricking roomate stays at his dates where hippos car is conveniently parked, no choice but to get her to gove ke a ride home. We get home and she pulls in parking lot and kills vehicle, i tell her thanks, hop out and sprint to house and lock door! I still to this day regret not getting her to come in and give me bj and then kick her out, but gosh damn baws

The olllle 3 honker

Met a girl on an airplane.. it was love at first sight.

Went on our first date.. turns out the reason she was on the plane was coming back from rehab.

She had attempted suicide over her last boyfriend leaving her..

Was on a ton of pills..

Ended up pissing the bed with me in it..

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Girl looked cute but a little thick, certainly not fat as frick. Well, fast forward to the bar and this girl waddles over who could've easily passed for a 3-4 nose tackle.

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I've been there. Pictures were obviously old. Girl looked like she had a twin and ate her. She was a democrat(not an issue) until she became triggered by seeing my friend in a Trump hat.

That's the dumbest story I've ever heard in my entire life. The 2007 4chan "be me" format made it even worse.

Fight me irl baw

While not really a story of MY date, I was there, involved and helped ruin it for everyone.

I was in my mid twenties and had just broken up with my long term, lunatic girlfriend. There was a girl that lived a few apartments down. She was friendly, but married to a really nice guy.

I came out one day and saw her as I was leaving. She told me that her cousin was coming to spend the summer and asked if I knew any guys to introduce her to. I am normally not a fan of fixing people up. I told her I would think about it and talk later. She guaranteed me her cousin (18) was slim and really cute.

I talked to a 19 year old guy I worked with and he said he would be in. We set up a dinner at my apt., with it to be me, the married girl, the cousin, and the guy I knew. The cousin was an absolute doll, a petite blonde, blue-eyed spinner. They were hitting it off pretty good, had a lot in common, found each other funny and charming, etc.

When we all entered the apt. I did not lock the door. Who strolls in but my ex-lunatic. She had come over to discuss getting back together. She sees two girls and assumes I am with one. She knew the married one and thought immediately that I had been banging her behind her back. She starts wrecking things and throwing food.

I grabbed her and carried her outside where we spoke for a few minutes. She seemed calm but as she turned to go she saw a child's little red wagon. She grabbed it and picked it up to throw it through the front window. I was abled to deflect it and it hit the brick wall and got all bent up. I had to buy another one.

I went back inside and was kind of persona non grata in my own apt. I am still unsure why I took the blame. The young couple dated a couple of times until he got drunk and acted like a moron in her presence. He did it because he was 19 and at 19, we are all morons.

TLDR: While things turned to crap, I almost was able to finish a decent meal.

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She walked in with a purse that she made herself out of twine

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I laughed... Too loud for 11 pm.

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a frat star wearing khaki pants and a button down. She walked in with a purse that she made herself out of twine

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lol