re: Women don't want to be married, they just want a wedding.

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I would be willing to say that half of the divorces in the US could probably be traced back to the fact the bride was eager to have that special day.

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DING DING DING

There are other factors, but it does not excuse the fact that over 60% of divorces are initiated by women.

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25. Wives are the ones who most often file for divorce at 66 percent on average. That figure has soared to nearly 75 percent in some years.

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Staggering divorce statistics

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On a macro level, women have no idea what they want.

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True.


On a micro level, they want someone to control...

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Single as in never been married, but been with the same woman for 4 years and living together over 2 years now. Being only 26 I'd say that's not too bad either. But I'm more than open to your Roger's Relationship Advice. Nothing brings a man closer to his wife than being isolated in Alaska, your house accessible only by boat and plane and the nearest town hundreds of miles away. It really makes you focus on your partner. Cheating is also impossible for you. Just not because of the lack of people, distance, and isolation. Its because your wife is a grizzly bear who would kill your mistress if she caught her. Because your mistress is a moose which is your grizzly bear wife's favorite prey. Because you live in fricking Alaska. When's the last time you even saw a human female? Foreplay everywhere is to get things heated up, but in Alaska foreplay is literally like 3p minutes of fingering just to thaw the frozen pussy out. That's why oral sex in Alaska isn't for pleasure, they use the warmth of their breath thaw their partners privates faster. They can't risk actual oral sex because if you lick them frozen Alaskan genitals then your tongue might get stuck And Roger the fricking bushman shrubber thinks he can give peoole shite what a world we live in

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nearly impossible to make a comeback on this one...

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The groom is just another piece of the puzzle

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Means to an end for most women <40

Destin(Henderson Beach State Park)

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They want their wedding more than anything else in life, but they do also want to be married because women can't be alone. They need somebody to talk to and bother, and they need to feel provided for and protected AKA they want to be allowed to sit on their lazy arse all day and decorate/ play house and possibly pop out a few babies to play dress up with, and in exchange for you giving them everything they have, they grant you access to their pussy (but only until you give them their wedding day and a contract entitleing them to all your other stuff.

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You have issues.

Another thing I have noticed about weddings and all the activities and details surrounding it is the bride is doing her damnedest to as I call it "out cute" previous weddings she has been to and "out cute" her friend's ideas, color schemes, showers, etc.

I'm in my late 20s so I'm in that phase of my life where every other letter I get in the mail is an invite to some sort of wedding related event. Being the introvert that I am I typically sit back at these events, drink with my buds, and let others talk. While at these events I can't tell you how many times I have heard an engaged woman or married women say: "OMG we should have thought of this for our (insert event name)! Ugh too cute, I gotta snap (snap chat) or insta (instagram) this!" Or "Ugh look at (one of a trillion fine details at the event) that is so tacky. We will not have that at our (event)."

I know that isn't any ground breaking discovery but my God thats all it seems they care about. It has to be trendy, it has to have a cute, catchy hashtag so guests can tag photos from the event, and it has to be the cutest, most fun, and most extravagant out of all of her friend's. They act as if after everyone in the friend circle gets married there is an award show for this shite.

I can hear it now: " and the nominees for the cutest table center pieces are..."

I'm getting married in November, luckily my fiancé isn't too wrapped up in the "out cute" game with her girl friend and family friends. She just wants what she wants and doesn't care about who did what at their wedding or wedding related event.