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Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:07 pm to Breaux
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:26 pm to lsusportsman2
Yo mama tried out for the movie ET, but when she rode her bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:05 pm to razorbackfan4life
Yo mama so fat, she couldn't wear any X jackets...cause helicopters kept trying to land on da bitch.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:10 pm to OweO
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And I lol'd when the dude tried to pushed her with the grocery cart.
He rammed the cart into her.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:12 pm to wheelr
yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters.
This post was edited on 5/30/16 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:13 pm to dawgfan24348
Measure twice, cut once.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:23 pm to dawgfan24348
If you're too fat to walk, you're too goddamn fat to grocery shop
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:26 pm to saint amant steve
Dig a hole for her and fertilize 1/4 acre of watermelons. Those suckers would be shiny.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:36 pm to Pectus
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Yo mamma so fat when she sit around the house, she literally sit around the house!
Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is "Ragu"...
Posted on 5/30/16 at 5:08 pm to dawgfan24348
Hey she looks good from the lips up..would face frick for sure
Posted on 5/30/16 at 5:15 pm to LSUGrad9295
You momma so fat, if you cut her leg gravy pours out.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 5:25 pm to OweO
yo momma so fat when she falls off the bed, she falls off both sides.
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