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Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:03 pm to
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:03 pm to
Yo momma so fat, when she go to school she sit next to errbody.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:07 pm to
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
9562 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 2:26 pm to
Yo mama tried out for the movie ET, but when she rode her bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21661 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:05 pm to
Yo mama so fat, she couldn't wear any X jackets...cause helicopters kept trying to land on da bitch.
Posted by wheelr
New Iberia
Member since Jul 2012
6227 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:10 pm to
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And I lol'd when the dude tried to pushed her with the grocery cart.


He rammed the cart into her.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:12 pm to
yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters.
This post was edited on 5/30/16 at 3:13 pm
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14697 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:13 pm to
Measure twice, cut once.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54210 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:23 pm to
If you're too fat to walk, you're too goddamn fat to grocery shop
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
13762 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:26 pm to
Dig a hole for her and fertilize 1/4 acre of watermelons. Those suckers would be shiny.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38317 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 3:36 pm to
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Yo mamma so fat when she sit around the house, she literally sit around the house!


Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is "Ragu"...
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 4:11 pm to
America.
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
18402 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 5:08 pm to
Hey she looks good from the lips up..would face frick for sure
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 5:15 pm to
You momma so fat, if you cut her leg gravy pours out.
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12437 posts
Posted on 5/30/16 at 5:25 pm to
yo momma so fat when she falls off the bed, she falls off both sides.
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