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woman fatally impaled by wind blown beach umbrella

Posted on 6/9/16 at 2:49 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98152 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 2:49 pm
LINK damn
This post was edited on 6/9/16 at 2:54 pm
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 2:50 pm to
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impaled


I didn't see where she was impaled. That would be something.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 2:50 pm to
I always wondered if this could happen.
Posted by brbengalgal
Member since Aug 2010
3884 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 2:54 pm to
How awful!
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 2:56 pm to
She should have ducked.

I don't know if there was a dedicated thread to it but this was definitely discussed in the trailer hitch death thread.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 2:59 pm to
Message for you, sir!
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28597 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:00 pm to
Her tombstone reads

"WHEW... did NOT see -that- shite comin!"
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107490 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:01 pm to
I wonder if the girl who had that horrific parasailing accident a few years back ever recovered?
This post was edited on 6/9/16 at 3:03 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65538 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:04 pm to
That's going to be on the Top 20 Weird Ways to Die lists for a while.

Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by Ton
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2015
156 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:08 pm to
Ban all umbrellas! They are dangerous, kills without an operator.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18897 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:28 pm to
I can hear the pitter patter of plaintiff's lawyers little feet as they scurry up to VA Beach to solicit the surviving family members.

And that guy the news interviewed, I hope he was drunk and not really that stupid.
Posted by cmlsu
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2011
659 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:29 pm to
That blows
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63232 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:54 pm to
dat news anchress, tho
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:57 pm to
That's you know it was just your turn to go.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:57 pm to
Looks like all umbrellas will need to be recalled and have a device put on so this can't happen
Posted by JinFL
Duuuval
Member since Oct 2004
3938 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 4:41 pm to
Kept thinking, how is this not in Florida?
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4714 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 4:41 pm to
Great interview

Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 4:43 pm to
When it's your time to go I guess there's nothing you can do. Final Destination #2 for today
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